All categories - 13 November 2006

I've been offered a job in San Francisco that pays $65K per year. I was curious, making that per year, what would I be looking at on a monthly basis after all the taxes? Any links to websites would be great as well.

Thanks!

2006-11-13 01:15:47 · 3 answers · asked by Cali Dude 4 in United States

Some simple questions regarding engineering like whats yielding, strength to weight ratio and plastic deformation?
What is point load and distributed load?

2006-11-13 01:15:43 · 1 answers · asked by Anonymous in Engineering

2006-11-13 01:15:43 · 4 answers · asked by mishunis98 1 in Other - Social Science

2006-11-13 01:15:42 · 15 answers · asked by DAVE 6 in Other - Family & Relationships

woke up early sunday morning to the mormons they are the most argumentitive ppl you ever meet they wont even eat food that agrees with them quetion how do you get rid of them so they wont come back!

2006-11-13 01:15:36 · 31 answers · asked by THE HONEST TRUTH 2 in Religion & Spirituality

(DAMN SHE'S GOOD!)
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Marriage (Part II)

Husband and wife had a bitter quarrel on the day of their 40th
wedding anniversary!

The husband yells, "When you die, I'm getting you a headstone
that reads:

"Here Lies My Wife - Cold As Ever "

"Yeah?" she replies. "When you die, I'm getting you a headstone
that reads:

"Here Lies My Husband Stiff At Last"

(HE ASKED FOR IT!)
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Marriage (Part III)

Husband (a doctor) and his wife are having a fight at the breakfast
table. Husband gets up in a rage and says, "And you are no good in bed
either, and storms out of the house.

After sometime, he realizes he was nasty and decides to make amends
and rings her up. She comes to the phone after many rings, and the
irritated husband says, "what took you so long to answer the phone?"

She says, "I was in bed."

"In bed this early, doing what?"

"Getting a second opinion!"

(YEP, HE HAD THAT ONE COMING, TOO!)
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Marriage (Part IV)

A man has six children and is very proud of his achievement. He is so
proud of himself, that he starts calling his wife, "Mother of Six" in
spite of her objections.

One night, they go to a party. The man decides that it's time to go
home and wants to find out if his wife is ready to leave as well. He
shouts at the top of his voice, "Shall we go home 'Mother of Six?'

His wife, irritated by her husband's lack of discretion, shouts right
back, "Anytime you're ready, Father of Four."

(RIGHT ON, LADY!)
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Marriage (Part VI) The Man of the House


The husband had just finished reading the book "Man of the House." He
stormed into the house and walked directly up to his wife. Pointing a
finger in her face, he said, "from now on, I want you to know that I am
the man of this house, and my word is law! I want you to prepare me a
gourmet meal tonight, and when I'm finished eating my meal, I expect a
sumptuous dessert. Then you're going to draw me a bath so I can relax.
And when I'm finished with my bath, guess who's going to dress me and
comb my hair?'

His wife replied, "the funeral director?"

2006-11-13 01:15:35 · 29 answers · asked by dididdleydihi 3 in Jokes & Riddles

THE last time my wife and I had sex,she joke that i *** to fast that i should take vaigar.Even though it was said in a joke,however,in my mind i'm thinking that she's not being satisfied.So now when we try to have sex my body is there ,but in my mind i'm woundering is she going to be satisfied, is it big enough,ect.My question is by me thinking that way can that cause me to have "Erectile Disfunction"?

2006-11-13 01:15:32 · 12 answers · asked by thomas p 1 in Men's Health

2006-11-13 01:15:29 · 8 answers · asked by The LOST Thing 4 in Movies

was on wellbutrin sr and still taking xanax as anxiety meds, but need them sometimes, i take biotin as a hair supplement, but still not helping completely

2006-11-13 01:15:22 · 5 answers · asked by darkshadow300200 2 in Women's Health

plz help me to get a apperal buyer abroad

2006-11-13 01:15:11 · 2 answers · asked by 123 1 in New York City

has anyone had a problen with the joystick?
(when you push down nothing happens)

and has anyone had any other problems with the fone?

2006-11-13 01:15:11 · 3 answers · asked by jonhunta 2 in Cell Phones & Plans

2006-11-13 01:15:05 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Toddler & Preschooler

I've recorded TV shows with my Pioneer DVR-533 and would like to transfer them to my computer to remove the intro, extro and commercials. I thought I would've been able to do this by burning them on a DVD-RW and dump them on the computer, but my computer keep saying "Please insert disk in drive" when I try to open the content of the DVD, although I can read the DVD from an application that plays DVDs.

I've tried both "VR Mode" and "Video Mode" (what's the difference anyway?!) and I get the same result.

2006-11-13 01:15:05 · 2 answers · asked by Lyvy 4 in TiVO & DVRs

My 15 year old son thinks he should be allowed to leave his bedroom door locked and only he has a key. My husband and I disagree on this and want everyones opinion... Thanks!

2006-11-13 01:15:04 · 25 answers · asked by ~ ! BabyGirl ! ~ 1 in Parenting

anybody had this experience before?

2006-11-13 01:14:57 · 13 answers · asked by choosinghappiness 5 in Pregnancy

or any liquid for that matter..
thanx~

2006-11-13 01:14:55 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2006-11-13 01:14:45 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in STDs

2006-11-13 01:14:44 · 3 answers · asked by rachie 4 in Decorating & Remodeling

i have a pc that has a DSL connection. what should i do to attach it to my laptop? how do i make a network? where i can share files and go online?

2006-11-13 01:14:36 · 3 answers · asked by fabianomafia 1 in Computer Networking

2006-11-13 01:14:34 · 14 answers · asked by gp8 1 in Hair

What are the benefits for my boss if I go to college ? Specifically in New Jersey, Morris COunty.

2006-11-13 01:14:34 · 1 answers · asked by Colombia 1 in Careers & Employment

I know some people are going to say "Get Right with God"... I am very spiritual... so I'm ok there.
Some will say "Get on medication". I'm on an antidepressant.
Some will say "God helps those who help themselves"... I need a job first, I've put out 200+ resumes and applications since June and no job, not even at Walmart! (I have two college degrees too) so if I had a job, I could help myself a lot easier.


I'm just wondering how I can get out of this funk I seem to be in. All weekend I felt like I was dying on the inside. I can't explain it. Felt like this for years since I've been married (10 years) but it's getting worse and worse.

I know, tomorrow is another day... but I still feel like I'm in some bad dream and can't wake up. I'm trying to do the "P.M.A" (positive mental attitude) too...

*sigh*

2006-11-13 01:14:31 · 5 answers · asked by Jennifer L 6 in Mental Health

2006-11-13 01:14:11 · 6 answers · asked by zanzabarr 2 in Other - Health

I want good earning report evertime i check my google adsense report. Can somebody teach me how to make best websites for adsense? I need money for continuing my college.

2006-11-13 01:14:08 · 7 answers · asked by sengsu 3 in Search Engine Optimization

I have joined a car share that travels into London. I have to leave my car at the pickup point (a public road). My car has been keyed twice in a week (every panel down one side). I think I know who is doing it, but without proof the police arent interested. How do I prove it??? Any ideas are welcome.

2006-11-13 01:13:54 · 9 answers · asked by graham74992 2 in Other - Cars & Transportation

2006-11-13 01:13:44 · 2 answers · asked by Nora Deanna B 1 in Zoology

like from Walmart or Target?

2006-11-13 01:13:42 · 13 answers · asked by choosinghappiness 5 in Christmas

2006-11-13 01:13:40 · 10 answers · asked by Jake M 1 in Air Travel

I have a male kitten who is 6months old. He has not been declawed yet but i think I'm going to loose my mind with him. I have asked on here before about what to do with them scratching the couch and table. I got a post for him to use and actually tied it to the one spot he goes the most. Well yesterday I actually watched him move it out of the way to scratch the table. I dont know what to do. I have tried it all. When he he goes after the couch I move him to the post and show him how to do it and he knows where it is and how to use it. HELP.

2006-11-13 01:13:28 · 25 answers · asked by Anonymous in Cats

hi guys what would you do if you heard the girl you were really attracted to farted loudly in bed the next morning..too much gassy beer etc..how would you react? would u be disgusted?,see the funny side and laugh or finish with her? have u ever heard a female fart?

2006-11-13 01:13:25 · 25 answers · asked by blondedoll00 1 in Singles & Dating