hi guys what would you do if you heard the girl you were really attracted to farted loudly in bed the next morning..too much gassy beer etc..how would you react? would u be disgusted?,see the funny side and laugh or finish with her? have u ever heard a female fart?
2006-11-13 01:13:25 · 25 answers · asked by blondedoll00 1 in Family & Relationships ➔ Singles & Dating
We are human, we have bodily functions that often go off when we least expect them to. Some years ago I had just started working in a new office with about 30 other people and as I went to the coffee pot one morning I suddenly sneezed, burped, and farted all pretty much at the same time. What could I do but look out at all of the faces looking at me and say "I guess I am falling apart, sorry about that".
I would let it go. Married couples and those living together do see all sides of each others behavior and bodily function, one slip of Flatulence is not a major felony
2006-11-13 01:20:38 · answer #1 · answered by John E 3 · 4⤊ 1⤋
You're a young lad aren't you? You just discovered that she's not flawless. Wait until you relationship is strong enough when you enter the bathroom after she finished her #2. See the funny side and joke about it but not all the time. You'll finf pleasure in setting your partner to "at ease" mode whenever she's around you.
2006-11-13 09:19:38 · answer #2 · answered by zukielzuki 2 · 2⤊ 1⤋
I would laugh and ya I've heard a woman fart
2006-11-13 09:15:44 · answer #3 · answered by docslim694u 2 · 5⤊ 0⤋
Seems like you have taken it too seriously. lol Before you got her into bed, obviously you must have had enjoyed heavy food or liquor first. Didn't you? So it's completely natural.
And by the way have you never heard a woman fart?
I would ignore it or take it jokingly so that she doesn't feel embarrased. And didn't you mention she's attractive? hehe
lol:)
2006-11-13 09:28:12 · answer #4 · answered by ricci 3 · 2⤊ 2⤋
I'd just laugh and tease her playfully and yes I've heard women fart.
2006-11-13 09:15:04 · answer #5 · answered by . 6 · 5⤊ 0⤋
my boyfriend gives me a hot box, he farts while we are in bed and then he pulls the covers over my head, and wont let me out. farting is not that big of a deal. everyone does it.
2006-11-13 09:20:09 · answer #6 · answered by blondie 4 · 4⤊ 0⤋
Pull the sheet or covers over her head the next time she does that!
2006-11-13 09:18:50 · answer #7 · answered by Gerry 7 · 4⤊ 0⤋
Oh pleeeease.
My boyfriend and I fart in front of each other all the time.
When he does, he even fans the smell towards me.
LOLLLL.
It's all about the comfort man.
2006-11-13 09:15:13 · answer #8 · answered by ( Kelly ) 7 · 8⤊ 1⤋
First, I would access the situation. I would need to determine if it was a "dry" fart or a "wet" fart. If it was a dry fart, I'd just fan the covers dissipate to odor. Perhaps some air freshener would be appropriate. If it was a wet fart, I'd change the sheets.
2006-11-13 09:50:05 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 5⤋
If It Was A Good One I Would Congratulate Her On It.
2006-11-13 09:21:19 · answer #10 · answered by bob r 4 · 4⤊ 0⤋