Sister Katherine lived in a convent, a block away from Jack's liquor store. One day she walked in & said, "Jack, give me a pint of brandy."
"Sister " exclaimed Jack, "I could never do that! I've never sold alcohol to a nun in my life!"
"Oh Jack, " she responded, "it's only for the Mother Superior." Her voice dropped. "It helps her constipation, you know."
So, Jack sold her the brandy. Later that night Jack closed the store and walked home. As he passed the convent, he saw Sister Katherine was snookered and was singing, dancing, whirling around and flapping her arms like a bird, right there on the sidewalk. A crowd was gathering, so Jack pushed through and exclaimed, "Sister Katherine! For shame! You told me this was for the Mother Superior's constipation!"
Sister Katherine didn't miss a beat and replied "And so it is, my lad, so it is. When she sees me, she's going to sh-it!"
2006-09-18
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