Sister Katherine lived in a convent, a block away from Jack's liquor store. One day she walked in & said, "Jack, give me a pint of brandy."
"Sister " exclaimed Jack, "I could never do that! I've never sold alcohol to a nun in my life!"
"Oh Jack, " she responded, "it's only for the Mother Superior." Her voice dropped. "It helps her constipation, you know."
So, Jack sold her the brandy. Later that night Jack closed the store and walked home. As he passed the convent, he saw Sister Katherine was snookered and was singing, dancing, whirling around and flapping her arms like a bird, right there on the sidewalk. A crowd was gathering, so Jack pushed through and exclaimed, "Sister Katherine! For shame! You told me this was for the Mother Superior's constipation!"
Sister Katherine didn't miss a beat and replied "And so it is, my lad, so it is. When she sees me, she's going to sh-it!"
2006-09-18 02:12:17 · 20 answers · asked by Pd 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
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2006-09-18 02:14:00 · answer #1 · answered by mirchi girl 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Good one. How about this one.
A nun was riding in the back of a taxi and the driver kept looking at her in the mirror. Finally he said, I have something to confess to you. The nun said: Tell me, believe me I've heard everything there is to hear. He told her that his fantasy was to kiss a nun. The nun didn't looked faxed at all: If you are single and you are a Catholic, you may kiss me. The driver said he was. He pulled up by the side of the road and the nun gave him a kiss that was so hot! When he started driving again, he started weeping. What is it? I lied he said, I'm married and I'm a Jew. The nun laughed and said, that's alright. I not a nun I'm a man in drag on my way to a Halloween party!
2006-09-18 09:18:22 · answer #2 · answered by Ya-sai 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
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here is a good one ,,,
One morning, after spending the night with their wives, an Englishman, Spanishman and an Frenchman came downstairs to have breakfast at a hotel.
While they were all sitting at the table the Spanishman "accidentally" mentioned that he made love to his wife ten times last night. And this morning she fed him paella and rice while he was in his jacuzzi. He also told them his wife had told him he was so good in bed that he should never leave it.
"Well that's nothing, last night I made love to my wife twenty times and this morning she fed me frogs legs and snails after she had given me a massage and strip show. She said I was the best lover she's ever had."
The englishman sat there with a smug look on his face.
"How many times did you make love to your wife last night?" asked the Frenchman.
"Once" said the Englishman, the smug look still on his face.
The spanishman and the frenchman both laughed.
"And what did she say this morning?" asked the spanishman.
To which the englishman replied "Don't Stop."
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2006-09-18 09:16:02 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
Funny!
2006-09-18 09:15:54 · answer #4 · answered by shortfrog 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
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NO WORDS CAN EXACTLY TELL HOW MARVELOUS YOUR JOKE IS...
CONGRATULATIONS! A 10 out of 10 for you!
2006-09-18 09:18:55 · answer #5 · answered by ~♥Andrea♥~ 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Heard it, but it is still funnier than Hell!!!
Thanks for freshing up my memory.
2006-09-20 02:22:53 · answer #6 · answered by Dew Drop 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nun, alchoholic.....what a shame... thx that was a great joke.
2006-09-18 09:24:32 · answer #7 · answered by gogobanca 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
it was ok didnt make me bust a gut tho
2006-09-18 09:15:22 · answer #8 · answered by eve 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
he he...! (5/10)
2006-09-18 09:14:35 · answer #9 · answered by Frankie 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahahahahahaah very good man lololol
2006-09-18 09:20:47 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lmao
2006-09-18 09:26:18 · answer #11 · answered by livachic2005 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋