All categories - 18 September 2006

Happy Hemp Baker?

2006-09-18 02:20:53 · 8 answers · asked by ? 5 in Vegetarian & Vegan

2006-09-18 02:20:49 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

i need a topic for a med surg. paper for nursing school. it must pertain to oncology, wounds, immunity, death and dying, pain (chronic or accute), or allergy. also must pertain to a specific age group. topic must pertain to nursing and nursing implications. any help would be greatly appreciated

2006-09-18 02:20:36 · 2 answers · asked by dumbdumb 4 in Higher Education (University +)

2006-09-18 02:20:34 · 11 answers · asked by TFIFIELD 1 in Government

i hated it in P.E when we had to climb them ropes that hung from the ceiling.
I could never do it. I was rubbish.

2006-09-18 02:20:30 · 18 answers · asked by BRICK 3 in Other - Society & Culture

Hi, I have a desktop in one room and a printer in another room. I need to wirelessly print from my desktop to the printer. I cant bring the printer into the room with the desktop because the fax connection is in the room with the printer. I have a HP Officejet 6110 All-In-One. Is there a way that I can do this? I have a wireless router connected to my desktop for my laptop(just thought i would let you know that since it may play a role in the setup). Please let me know and thank you for taking the time to look at my question.

2006-09-18 02:20:27 · 6 answers · asked by lambo5688 2 in Computer Networking

Think i may have one....OUCHAAA!!!!

2006-09-18 02:20:25 · 23 answers · asked by Ã?â?¥Ã?ÄPixie Queen~* 3 in Other - General Health Care

2006-09-18 02:20:20 · 10 answers · asked by Crazybug2 1 in Other - Health

2006-09-18 02:20:19 · 6 answers · asked by Bella 4 in Skin Conditions

I found out I was pregnant 2 weeks ago (so I guess I'm about 3 - 4 weeks pregnant by my own estimation). I have naseau, breasts are tender on and off and I get stomach cramps off and on that feel somewhat like menstrual cramps as well. I am feeling more tired and do crave foods it seems more than before.

Being that this is my first pregnancy, I'm curious about what other women have felt or are feeling at this stage. Thanks

2006-09-18 02:20:18 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Pregnancy

2006-09-18 02:20:13 · 12 answers · asked by fred 1 in Skin & Body

I been watching clips and they let them punch each other and only stop them if they fall

2006-09-18 02:20:11 · 15 answers · asked by Andrea C 1 in Hockey

what is YOUR definition of a tart? (as in people not baked goods)

definiton from YOUR brain not a dictionary etc

2006-09-18 02:20:09 · 34 answers · asked by sinnedfairy 5 in Singles & Dating

2006-09-18 02:20:02 · 2 answers · asked by Lundy 2 in Singles & Dating

Why did Orson Run Mike over?

2006-09-18 02:19:57 · 4 answers · asked by krismas 2 in Television

HI, AM GOING TO BELFAST TOMORROW BY FERRY FROM STRANRAER (FOOT PASSENGER) AND WAS WONDERING IF IT'S EASY TO GET FROM THE FERRYPORT TO THE CITY CENTRE IN BELFAST? ALSO WOULD YOU BE ABLE TO RECOMMEND ANY SIGHTSEEING/SHOPPING ETC, AM ONLY THERE FOR THE DAY. THANKS A LOT!

2006-09-18 02:19:55 · 5 answers · asked by The Banshee 4 in Belfast

I was in the mens restroom of my company and had just entered a stall. I had pulled my pants down to get ready to do my business, when I noticed that whoever used the toilet before me had sprinkled it. So I grabbed a piece of toilet paper and started cleaning the seat, struggling to hold everything in, as I really had to go bad.

The stall door flung open, crashing against the wall. Even though I had latched it, the mechanism appeared to had failed. Anyways, this startled me and I lost control of my bowels. Worst yet, I had eaten something that didn't agree with my system, so it was a runny movement, complete with gas pockets. The result was that it splattered the person who'd flung the door open. That person happend to be my boss.

Needless to say, he's ticked about the incident.

2006-09-18 02:19:52 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous in Law & Ethics

2006-09-18 02:19:52 · 6 answers · asked by daddyslittlezilla 1 in Insurance

2006-09-18 02:19:34 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Politics

my fathers name is hercules(iraklis in greek)and my mother is Alexandra which name should i choose for my kids?

2006-09-18 02:19:33 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2006-09-18 02:19:30 · 5 answers · asked by g_playa_gent 1 in Cell Phones & Plans

What are the list of songs used in the soundrack for the movie, anyone know?

2006-09-18 02:19:29 · 2 answers · asked by shellsandscripts 2 in Movies

2006-09-18 02:19:26 · 13 answers · asked by Elwood Blues 6 in Celebrities

Outsourcing the Presidency

Congress today announced that the office of President of the United
States of America will be outsourced to India as of September 22, 2006.
The move is being made to save the President's $400,000 yearly
salary, and also a record $521 billion in deficit expenditures and
related overhead the office has incurred during the last 5years.

"We believe this is a wise move financially. The cost savings should
be significant," stated Congressman Thomas Reynolds(R-WA). Reynolds,
with the aid of the Government Accounting Office, has studied
outsourcing of American jobs extensively. "We cannot expect to
remain
competitive on the world stage with the current level of cash
outlay," Reynolds noted.

Mr. Bush was informed by email this morning of his termination.
Preparations for the job move have been underway for sometime.
Gurvinder Singh of Indus Teleservices, Mumbai, India, will be
assuming the office of President as of 22 September 2006 . Mr. Singh was
born in the United States while his Indian parents were vacationing
at Niagara Falls, thus making him eligible for the position. He will
receive a salary of $320 (USD) a month but with no health coverage
or other benefits.

It is believed that Mr. Singh will be able to handle his job
responsibilities without a support staff. Due to the time difference
between the US and India, he will be working primarily at night, when
few offices of the US Government will be open. "Working nights will
allow me to keep my day job at the American Express call center,"
stated Mr. Singh in an exclusive interview. "I am excited about this
position. I always hoped I would be President someday."

A Congressional spokesperson noted that while Mr. Singh may not be
fully aware of all the issues involved in the office of President,
this should not be a problem because Bush was not familiar with the
issues either. Mr. Singh will rely upon a script tree that will
enable him to respond effectively to most topics of concern. Using
the scanned responses, he can address common concerns without having
to understand the underlying issues at all.
 
"We know these scripting tools work," stated the spokesperson.
"President Bush has used them successfully for years." Mr. Singh may
have problems with the Texas drawl, but lately Bush has abandoned the
"down home" persona in his effort to appear intelligent and on top
of the Katrina situation.

Bush will receive health coverage, expenses, and salary until his
final day of employment. Following a two week waiting period, he will
be eligible for $240 a week unemployment compensation for 13 weeks.
Unfortunately he will not be eligible for Medicaid, as his
unemployment benefits will exceed the allowed limit. Mr. Bush has
been provided the outplacement services of Manpower, Inc. to help
him write a résumé and prepare for his upcoming job transition.
According to Manpower, Mr. Bush may have difficulties in securing a new
position due to limited practical work experience.
 
A Greeter position at Wal-Mart was suggested due to Bush's extensive
experience shaking hands and his phony smile. Another possibility is
Bush's re-enlistment in the Texas Air National Guard. His prior
records are conspicuously vague but should he choose this option, he
would likely be stationed in Waco, TX for a month, before being sent
to Iraq, a country he has visited.
 
"I've been there, I know all about Iraq," stated Mr. Bush, who
gained invaluable knowledge of the country in a visit to the Baghdad
Airport's terminal and gift shop.
 
Sources in Baghdad and Falluja say Mr. Bush would receive a warm
reception from local Iraqis. They have asked to be provided with
details of his arrival so that they might arrange an appropriate
welcome.

2006-09-18 02:19:06 · 10 answers · asked by Bearable 5 in Other - Politics & Government

I'm married and a couple of months ago we met our new married friends down the street and the 4 of us have become good friends. The problem is me and husband (of the couple) have hit it off rather well and there is a great deal of chemistry between us. We can feel it in the air. The other night he tried to kiss me and I said that it was wrong but since then I can't get him out of my mind. Now I'm NOT going to have affair because I know that it's completely wrong so I have to block him from my thoughts but I'm having a hard time with this and I'm wondering if anyone has any advice as to how I can move past this. My life was good before we met this couple and now I'm filled with guilt and misery wondering how long it will take to get this guy out of my thoughts and my husband back into the lime light. I'm also wondering how this has happened and how can I be a good person when I'm married and wanting another man? Is it a test? I would be grateful to any insight on the matter. Help!

2006-09-18 02:19:00 · 24 answers · asked by applecheeks 1 in Marriage & Divorce

ive had him for about 4months now and he is to fast to hold and sometimes bites me so hard i bleed for ages i need help as i want to have a hamster to hold and play with and my nephew would like to do the same with him but i just dont trust the hamster please help.

2006-09-18 02:18:49 · 7 answers · asked by Loz 2 in Other - Pets

With their own 2 eyes when it comes to the subject of terrorism?

2006-09-18 02:18:47 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Politics & Government

2006-09-18 02:18:47 · 5 answers · asked by lloydtj 1 in Other - Politics & Government