okay so check it out! jesus died and was ressurected? but by what? by god? no. perhaps he wasnt dead! perhaps...bu i think if he existed he was...no thats not the answer...the answer is Solanum. what is solanum? a chemical that turns men into zombies!
holy crap! so if jeus died...and was ressurected...and WAS the son of god...then jesus is a zombie...in HEAVEN! fall to the floor and babble christians! for heaven is destroyed by a giant horde of zombie ghosts and angels! the white ivory towes have collapsed and god lies in a pool of his own blood, thorat ripped out and chewed away. those new arrivals in heaven are devouered away and consumed by the dead undead! hell has become the last refuge of the angels! those who sin are saved, those who are saved are doomed!
all hail, zombie jesus!
id like to thank max brooks, the entire community at allthingszombie.com and ...thats pretty much it.
2006-07-02
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