you're at fenway park, watching the red sox take batting practice. david ortiz is up and crushing balls over the fence in left field. all of a sudden, a midget approaches the batting cage area, wanting big papi's autograph. ortiz doesn't see him, unleashes a mighty swing on a ball, and bashes the midget's head open with his follow through! the midget crumples to the ground, his body quivering, and blood oozing from the gaping hole in his head. pretty funny, huh?
2006-07-19
10:51:55
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