you're at fenway park, watching the red sox take batting practice. david ortiz is up and crushing balls over the fence in left field. all of a sudden, a midget approaches the batting cage area, wanting big papi's autograph. ortiz doesn't see him, unleashes a mighty swing on a ball, and bashes the midget's head open with his follow through! the midget crumples to the ground, his body quivering, and blood oozing from the gaping hole in his head. pretty funny, huh?
2006-07-19 10:51:55 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Sports ➔ Baseball
You must be bored ....
2006-07-19 10:55:06 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
It's only funny if it's in Yankee Stadium and Derek Jeter hits the midget and it's an episode of Seinfeld and it's that guy that always plays the midget on Seinfeld__ and then George Castanza comes out later and has to explain to management because he told the midget it was all right to go on the field
2006-07-19 17:57:07 · answer #2 · answered by goodcharacter 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that is NOT funny. u are a jerk, and have no respect for anyone. just think if this senario.... u are a midget ur classmates call u bad names and u have no friends, on top of that u struggle to do normal day things, like wash ur hands, make food, ect. dnt u feel bad u awful person. and all taht boy wanted to do was get an autograph.
2006-07-19 17:59:06 · answer #3 · answered by ~Irishgirl~ 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Is the midget there to try out as the Red Sox's new mascot?
2006-07-19 17:55:28 · answer #4 · answered by Mr. Grudge 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I love the scenario!
and think about it.
the follow through is so strong that he doesn't even feel the crushing of the midget skull and he keeps crushing balls over the fence.
2006-07-19 17:55:20 · answer #5 · answered by Me 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Aren't you the guy that asked the "midget parachuting into a baseball game" question? It wasn't funny then & it isn't funny now.
Keep it up and I'm gonna report you, you bum!
2006-07-20 05:25:03 · answer #6 · answered by Mary* 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Only funny to a Red Sux fan.
2006-07-19 17:58:39 · answer #7 · answered by TheOnlyBeldin 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny for you but not for the midget
2006-07-19 17:54:13 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
The midget must be you.
2006-07-19 17:55:25 · answer #9 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats funny.is da midget o.k?lol
2006-07-19 18:05:39 · answer #10 · answered by chuxs d 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yeah funny . . . . .
. . . . What time duz that yellow school bus come to pick you up?
2006-07-19 17:55:16 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋