Four rabbis engaged in theological arguments, and it was always three against one. Finally, the odd rabbi out appealed. "God!" her cried, "I know I am right! Please, a sign to prove it to them!" Suddenly, from a sunny day, it poured. "A sign from God! See, I'm right!" The other three disagreed, saying storms often cool hot days. So again: "Please, God, a bigger sign!" Lightning slammed a tree. "Is that not a sign from God?" cried the rabbi. "A sign of nature!" they insisted, again making it three to one. Just as the rabbi is about to beg for an even bigger sign, the sky blackened and a booming voice intoned: "HEEEEEEEEE'S RIIIIIIIIIIGHT!" The rabbi, hands on hips, said, "Well...?" The others shrugged: "So now it's three to two."
2007-10-01
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