a babtist lady became very jealous and felt lowly because all the women in her bible study class had nice mercedes benz's to drive. so she constantly begged and nagged her husband to get her a mercedes until he finally gave in. she was so happy that she drove around town and waved to everyone she knew. at a stoplight downtown, she saw several members of her church walking into a flower shop. she honked, but they didn't notice her, so she got out of the car to go and talk to them, but as she got, out a huge truck drove by and took the door right off of her new car. she got out and started cursing at the truck and running after him. a policeman just happened to be at the intersection and ran over to help the lady, he stopped her and said, "ma'am, ma'am, please calm down, i've already called for an ambulance, you need to lie down, your arm is still attached to the door"..........." i know " she said, " that bastard has my rolex!!"
2007-05-16
10:25:49
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