a babtist lady became very jealous and felt lowly because all the women in her bible study class had nice mercedes benz's to drive. so she constantly begged and nagged her husband to get her a mercedes until he finally gave in. she was so happy that she drove around town and waved to everyone she knew. at a stoplight downtown, she saw several members of her church walking into a flower shop. she honked, but they didn't notice her, so she got out of the car to go and talk to them, but as she got, out a huge truck drove by and took the door right off of her new car. she got out and started cursing at the truck and running after him. a policeman just happened to be at the intersection and ran over to help the lady, he stopped her and said, "ma'am, ma'am, please calm down, i've already called for an ambulance, you need to lie down, your arm is still attached to the door"..........." i know " she said, " that bastard has my rolex!!"
2007-05-16 10:25:49 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Love it
2007-05-16 10:28:18 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
7 in 10
2007-05-16 10:30:26 · answer #2 · answered by lovepets 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
On a scale of 1 to 10, I'd give it a minus 20
2007-05-16 10:31:17 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2016-11-23 18:29:40 · answer #4 · answered by lathem 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It's a pretty cute joke, but I don't understand why you call it a baptist joke. Are they not supposed to drive mercedes or own a rolex? Is is against their religion or something?
2007-05-16 10:56:31 · answer #5 · answered by Freedom 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
This is a VERY OLD joke about a lawyer. Did you switch it to a Baptist lady yourself or heard it like this? Is interesting how the same joke takes new life...
2007-05-16 10:34:48 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
As a Baptist, I would want to know how I could become as wealthy as a babtist ! LOL Is that another sect that is really good at making money?
2007-05-16 10:30:07 · answer #7 · answered by Mr Ed 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
I think you might have offended someone. On a scale of 1 to 10 it was kinda funny.
2007-05-16 10:29:01 · answer #8 · answered by SloanMercy 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's not a Baptist joke. Hell, I'm not even sure if I would consider that a joke at all.
Keep trying & reaching for that stage. Just don't shoot yourself if you never make a living as a comedian.
2007-05-16 10:29:50 · answer #9 · answered by † Gabriel † 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
1-10.... I give it a 3
2007-05-16 10:33:49 · answer #10 · answered by exslidergirl 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋