Suppose I were to tell you I have this absolutely wonderful, fabulous thing in my life that makes me happy 24-7, AND a lot of my friends have it and it makes them happy. In fact, everyone I know that has it, loves it. I KNOW with ABSOLUTE CERTAINTY that if you got it, you would be filled with joy, and I am sure that if EVERYONE in the world had it, they would all be equally happy. I can't imagine how anyone can live without it, but a lot of people I tell don't seem very interested. Some are, but some sort of laugh condescendingly, some just nod and ignore me, while others tell me to go away and stop bothering them. A couple of people tell me they had it, and loved it, but aren't interested in it anymore, which I just can't believe!
The thing is my shiny red tricycle. You see, I'm only three years old.
Let the insults begin.
2007-05-13
12:01:29
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