Suppose I were to tell you I have this absolutely wonderful, fabulous thing in my life that makes me happy 24-7, AND a lot of my friends have it and it makes them happy. In fact, everyone I know that has it, loves it. I KNOW with ABSOLUTE CERTAINTY that if you got it, you would be filled with joy, and I am sure that if EVERYONE in the world had it, they would all be equally happy. I can't imagine how anyone can live without it, but a lot of people I tell don't seem very interested. Some are, but some sort of laugh condescendingly, some just nod and ignore me, while others tell me to go away and stop bothering them. A couple of people tell me they had it, and loved it, but aren't interested in it anymore, which I just can't believe!
The thing is my shiny red tricycle. You see, I'm only three years old.
Let the insults begin.
2007-05-13 12:01:29 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
And what of this one person had all ready tried it and it just didn't make him happy, It was the new toy on the block but it just didn't move him. To him it wasn't fun. It was mundane and boring, and a silly premise but everybody was say that he had to play with it , you have to. If you don't you wont be happy. And you try to explain why it dosn't make you happy, and you think its a silly toy and they tell you your evil for not liking it? And they tell you, you like it but your lying obout it, we know you like it.How dare they tell me what I do, and do not, like, think, believe. Believe me, Its great for you fine. but not for me. And if you can not believe that, that's your problem not mine. So go along and play with your bike, I'd rather roller skate instead.
2007-05-13 12:10:32 · answer #1 · answered by punch 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very witty for a three year old, I have one of those red tricycles, cool aren't they
2007-05-13 12:06:35 · answer #2 · answered by galatianwarrior 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I dont insult but I find it interesting , anyone can be happy with anything as long as it holds some meaning in ones heart
2007-05-13 12:06:21 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Not an insult, but the strangest damn thought entered my mind when I finally came to the conclusion of your post-----
Pee-Wee Herman? That silly movie about his bike getting stolen?
2007-05-13 12:10:03 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
If I get home and you've stolen MY tricycle we're gonna have a problem.
Until then, great analogy!
2007-05-13 12:09:43 · answer #5 · answered by Zimmia 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ooooooooookay.
2007-05-13 12:04:30 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Wow I tricycle! That is so cool!
2007-05-13 13:34:30 · answer #7 · answered by Janet L 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Haha, that was cute. If only your tricycle were invisible and unprovable too!
2007-05-13 12:07:12 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
WOW! You have a REALLY extensive vocabulary for a three year old! I am quite impressed!
2007-05-13 12:05:53 · answer #9 · answered by Sabrina 6 · 3⤊ 0⤋
No insults here, I like it.
2007-05-13 12:07:16 · answer #10 · answered by ? 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋