Just to hedge your bets?
Ok, theres only ONE WAY that i can find that totally, 100% bars you from EVER having a chance at getting into heaven.
(child molestation, murder, rape, torture, stealing, all these things can be forgiven of course, but uttering one sentence gets you eternal damnation, WITHOUT PAROLE)
Once you have done that, wouldnt it make sense to become a satanist? I mean there are no take backs and begging and pleading prolly wont work, so you might as well get ready to sleep in the bed ya made right?
On the off chance the bible IS correct, and your gonna burn in hell, doesnt it make sense to try to get in good with satan at least? seeing how IF the bible is right your gonna burn anyhow?
What are the odds i can get tax right offs for opening a church of satan?
2007-04-26
14:33:30
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