Logically, should atheists become satanists?

Question

Just to hedge your bets?

Ok, theres only ONE WAY that i can find that totally, 100% bars you from EVER having a chance at getting into heaven.

(child molestation, murder, rape, torture, stealing, all these things can be forgiven of course, but uttering one sentence gets you eternal damnation, WITHOUT PAROLE)

Once you have done that, wouldnt it make sense to become a satanist? I mean there are no take backs and begging and pleading prolly wont work, so you might as well get ready to sleep in the bed ya made right?

On the off chance the bible IS correct, and your gonna burn in hell, doesnt it make sense to try to get in good with satan at least? seeing how IF the bible is right your gonna burn anyhow?

What are the odds i can get tax right offs for opening a church of satan?

Ok atheists, now your sounding like christians.

I KNOW YOU DONT BELIEVE IN GOD.

But, you cant KNOW there is no god, you have to admit the possibility of a god, if not your JUST AS GUILTY as the theists.

You claim knowledge of the unknowable.

That said, why not hedge your bets in ala pascals wager?

Why not a simple prayer.. such as.. thank you satan for this meal. Before ya eat?

Whats the harm?

And to the Christians who are butting into the convo.

YES, there is a one way ticket to hell WITHOUT REDEMPTION.

If you do not think there is, your bible studies are lacking. I will not tell you exactly where as it may end up sending you to hell, however, i will be like god and dangle the fruit in front of ya. If you MUST know, its in matthew and luke. The .. instructions.. are written there plain as day.

The one unforgiveable sin. The one sin that sends you to hell without pause. Do not pass go(d) do not collect your 200$.

Answer 1

You bring up a great point because if atheism teaches anything, it is that morality is subjective. Therefore an atheist ought not be afraid of his darkside if it brings him pelasure and he think he may be able to get away with the stuff in this life.

With that being said though, most atheists I know are stern reductionists and dont believe in any sort of afterlife or character of Satan.

Answer 2

Getting in good with Satan won't help because he will be burning right there beside you in Hell ... if you go to Hell. An atheist may be lost but the truth is there are no atheist in Hell. Once you're there it's a whole new ballgame. EVERYONE in Hell is a believer. The bible says, ''even the demons believe and tremble.'' I don't believe there's really a true atheist that has ever lived. To be an atheist would mean a complete lifelong and life ending event without ever having any doubts in what you believe. My dad was a minister for 55 years. During the years he was preaching there was a very famous and renowned atheist which was dying. Many tried to save him and all failed. He held on to ''almost'' the bitter end. Even he believed at the end but just wouldn't admit it. During his lasts breaths he muttered this prayer - ''Dear god, if there is a God, save my soul, if I have a soul, from hell, if there is a hell, and allow me into heaven, if there is a heaven.'' I don't believe in a true atheist just like I don't believe in the tooth fairy. I tell you this though since you seemed to be confused, there's absolutely nothing you can do or say in this life which will automatically send you to hell. You have till your dying breath to be saved. Blasphemy is not something you can say or do in this life. To blaspheme means to die in your sins. Blasphemy is the complete lack of acceptance of God's will. The only way you can completely unaccept God's will is to die in ypour sins. The good news is you're still alive. So ... what will you do now? I can't help you out on this one. I'm not an atheist ... but I am angnostic. 8~) Come to the dark side Luke ... the force is strong with you. 8~)

Answer 3

Logically no atheists should not become satanists~ Satan (in the bible) was Gods first angel and long story short fell from grace. So to say that you believe in Satan means that you have to say that there is a God. Atheists say that there is no God and the bible is myth and so on. Agnostics would be your better bet to get to Satanists...... they at least say that there is a God, there for they can say there is Satan, and then can then believe in Satan.
And how could you even utter that child molestation, murder,rape or stealing should be forgiven~ DISGUSTING!
What about the theory that when you die..... you cease to be. Its really not so far fetched really.... you die and your either buried or cremated.....hmmmm you are no more!

Answer 4

Based on individual denomination's logic ......

All Atheists are Satanists.

All Non-Christians are Satanists.

All other Denomination minus themselves are Satanists.

So in fact, everyone is Satanists.

The only difference is the other denomination is a bigger satan because they get tax rebate as being the satan.

So no matter the bible is right or wrong you are going to be burnt ..... live with it .... or rather .... die with it.

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Based on Atheist logic ....

Why are these people with a fairytale book burning themselves? Weird people.... ;P

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For the Creator of the thread ...... to allocate for the possibility of god, that is agnostic department, please turn left down the corridor.

For Atheist, we do NOT believe there is a god. I am not asking you to believe me, but do NOT ask me to believe in him. Atheist allocated for possibility, but after 20 centuries, I think that is enough time to proof there is no evidence of god unless proven otherwise. I can't know there is a god, I can't know there is a toothfairy, I can't know there is aliens, I can't know a lot of things until science proof it. Meantime, I choose not to bother myself with a god thing, hence I am an Atheist.

To put my wager on Pascal's Wager ..... that would be useful IF Christiantiy is the ONLY religion in the world. Christianity is NOT the only religion in the world. I would have to place bet in Hindusim, Taoism, Buddhism, Occults, Pagan, Wicca ..... I do not have that much resource to places all these wagers, noticeably Christianity Doctrine ....." Either you are with me or you are with Satan " (Sounds like G.Bush Junior?)..... So Pascal Wagers does not apply here. To say grace to satan is to allocate for the christian god too, they are one .... without christian god, there is no satan .....

Answer 5

You seem to be under the mistaken impression that Satan rules Hell and that if a person is on their way there then it's a good idea to "be on the team".

The Bible teaches that Satan is roaming the earth and that the place of the dead is where lost souls and some evil spirits are held captive until the last day. Then Satan and all of his buddies will be tossed into the Lake of Fire.

Revelation 20:10 and the devil who had deceived them was thrown into the lake of fire and sulfur where the beast and the false prophet were, and they will be tormented day and night forever and ever. 11 Then I saw a great white throne and him who was seated on it. From his presence earth and sky fled away, and no place was found for them. 12 And I saw the dead, great and small, standing before the throne, and books were opened. Then another book was opened, which is the book of life. And the dead were judged by what was written in the books, according to what they had done. 13 And the sea gave up the dead who were in it, Death and Hades gave up the dead who were in them, and they were judged, each one of them, according to what they had done. 14 Then Death and Hades were thrown into the lake of fire. This is the second death, the lake of fire. 15 And if anyone's name was not found written in the book of life, he was thrown into the lake of fire.

No one is on a one way trip to Hell. Just like the theif on the cross next to Jesus it is never to late to repent and ask God for forgiveness in Jesus' name. Click on the Get Saved button @ http://web.express56.com/~bromar/

Answer 6

Atheists, to the best of my understanding, absolutely deny the existence of God. satan knows that God exists so therefore, becoming a satanist would mean that, you too, believe in God.

On the "off chance" that the Bible Is correct(which it is) then why don't you just believe in God, turn your life over to His guidance and grace and then you won't burn in hell...

Answer 7

Why are you talking as if Atheists and Satanists are the same? What about people who change faith? Anyway, I was brought up religious but then I started studying the subject deeper and found myself really disagreeing with religion in general.

Answer 8

If God would send a person like me to Hell, I wouldn't want to be in Heaven with It anyway. I don't like being around people that condemn peace and love.

edit: You're thinking agnostics, not atheists. Agnostics are not sure; atheists say there is no God. There is a difference. And it is insulting to try to curry something's favor if you have no actual respect or belief in it. Pascal's Wager has failed again.

*glug*

Answer 9

So you think Satan will favor you in hell if you worship him? You think he probably wont be burning too? Walking around down there like the warden making sure everyones getting their particular brand of hell? But not you of course. Hes gonna favor his worshipers. Maybe get you in his gang....be a lieutenant or something. Being in charge of all the sinners that have to do head stands in 3 ft. of old sick runney cat crap for eternity, huh? You go, devil boy. You watch to much tv, son.

Answer 10

Why Logically?

Phycially and Spiritually They Are!

As one puts it; Satan is the "god" of this world! They in there lack of knowledge, are satanist.

2 Corinthians 4:3-4 confirms this.

But if our gospel be hid, it is hid to them that are lost:

In whom the "god of this world" hath blinded the minds of them which believe not, lest the light of the glorious gospel of Christ, who is the image of God, should shine unto them.


For those not aware what a Satanist is

Anton Szandor LaVey, Founder and High Priest, of the Church of Satan, as well as a writer, occultist, musician, and actor.

He was the main star of Rosemary's Baby. Among his writing's was the Satanic Bible, and the founder of Satanism, in the US.

LaVey began presenting Friday night lectures on the occult to what he called a "Magic Circle" of associates who shared his interests, several of whom was from the Rock music culture. Where later sexual activities, was permitted as well.

Some attending his services was the killer Charles Manson and the unknown, at the time, Marilyn Manson.

LaVey emphasized the need for a religion, which worshipped the individual as a carnal beast with desires that needed to be fulfilled.

This is a large part of what Rock music is, and have been all about.

LeVey who stated in a live interview, that "all religions are coming around to Satanism, and we are at the throbs of a new satanic age,the evidence is all around us, all the need to do is look at it."

LeVey, who viewed "Satan" not as a literal deity or entity, but as anhistoric and literary figure symbolic of Earthly values.