A conversation between God and the Ancient People.
God: And so I, God, have created this whole universe.
People: Oooh, interesting. How'd you do it?
God: Simply, I merely planted all the ingredients of the universe into this very very very tiny space, then ignite it, this is what you guys would call Big Bang in the future.
People: Wow, cool. So what did you planted God?
God: Oh you know, Nitrogen, Helium, lithium, all the components that needed to make the early stars.
People: Oh.....so what's Nitreegun?
God: O-kay....It's a gaseous element that does not burn or....You don't understand a thing I'm saying, do you?
People: Nope.
God: *facepalm*
People: So how did you create us?
God: Out of carbon, hydrogen, oxygen, I had created early life and evolved it into you guys, you know, Adam and Eve's parents were monkeys.
People wow....what are karbunckle, hydra and oxyn again?
2007-02-22
02:19:58
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Adia Azrael
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