A conversation between Ancient people and God regarding Creation and Evolution?

Question

A conversation between God and the Ancient People.



God: And so I, God, have created this whole universe.

People: Oooh, interesting. How'd you do it?

God: Simply, I merely planted all the ingredients of the universe into this very very very tiny space, then ignite it, this is what you guys would call Big Bang in the future.

People: Wow, cool. So what did you planted God?

God: Oh you know, Nitrogen, Helium, lithium, all the components that needed to make the early stars.

People: Oh.....so what's Nitreegun?

God: O-kay....It's a gaseous element that does not burn or....You don't understand a thing I'm saying, do you?

People: Nope.

God: *facepalm*

People: So how did you create us?

God: Out of carbon, hydrogen, oxygen, I had created early life and evolved it into you guys, you know, Adam and Eve's parents were monkeys.

People wow....what are karbunckle, hydra and oxyn again?

God: ......

People: What's wrong?

God: FINE. I created the world in 6 days, you guys came from Adam and Eve, there was this global flood, if anyone asks just say "God created everything" alright? Bye bye.

Answer 1

But then he rested and never woke up!
I hear one day is like a few millenia!!

Where is GOD???? Sleeping i tell ya!

Answer 2

creation vs. Evolution: the fake impact stems from a quirk of the English language that the be conscious ‘species’ could be singular or it rather is plural. while technological expertise speaks of ‘Evolution of the Species’ the uninitiated assume that it talking of all different species somewhat than the guy species. In different words a fly will evolve right into a extra ideal version of itself yet even a horsefly won't in any respect evolve right into a horse via fact horses and flies are 2 separate species of creation. And all Earthly species have already been Created. canines will continually delivery doggies on no account kittens etc... Can evolution pass species lines? that should contain hybridization and technological expertise teaches that hybrids are born sterile. Why do species share DNA? All Earthly species have been Created in a sealed atmosphere from a similar construction blocks, the carbon atom. Chaos vs. smart layout: creation starts off as a random act of chaos??? creation starts off with the aid of smart layout. Which makes extra experience? i desire it rather is of a few help. H

Answer 3

The Islamic Q’uran is NON-Contextual and relies on the Bukhari to paint its backdrops. (Top 2 most ‘holy’ Islamic books). These teachings are prevalent throughout the book.

Judge the following for yourself.

Qur’an 8:60 “Infidels should not think that they can get away from us. Prepare against them whatever arms and weaponry you can muster so that you may terrorize them.”
Bukhari:V4B52N260 “The Prophet said, ‘If a Muslim discards his religion, kill him!’”
Qur’an 5:51 “Believers, take not Jews and Christians for your friends.”
Bukhari [4:52:177]: Allah's Apostle said, "The Hour will not be established until you fight with the Jews, and the stone behind which a Jew will be hiding will say. "O Muslim! There is a Jew hiding behind me, so kill him!"

THOUGH THE ISLAMIC ALLAH WANTS MUSLIMS TO KILL ALL NON-MUSLIMS, MANY MUSLIMS ARE NOT DOING SO AT THIS MOMENT (WITH DISAPPOINTMENT FROM THE FUNDAMENTALIST ISLAMISTS) BECAUSE THEY ARE NOW ENJOYING THEMSELVES, SOME AFRAID OF REPRISALS. DON'T THINK FOR A MOMENT THAT MUSLIMS ARE PEACEFUL. IF THEY SEEM TO BE, THEY ARE ACTUALLY NON-PRACTICING MUSLIMS.

Perhaps you think this is bullshit. But wait. Take a quick glance below of islam’s founder’s behaviour recorded in one of the most authentic Islamic texts ever recorded below and you will not think so again. Remember this, Muhammad personified the teachings of the Q’uran.

MUHAMMED HAS NO MERCY; Sahih Bukhary; and Hanbel.
Bukhary, Volume 1, Book 4, Number 234:

Bukhari, V1B4N234: "A group of people from the Oreyneh and Oqayelh tribes came to the prophet to embrace Islam, the prophet advised them to drink the urine of the camels. Later on when they killed the prophet's shepherd, the prophet seized them, gouged out their eyes, cut their hands and legs, and left them thirsty in the desert to die."

IF MUHAMMAD WAS A MURDERER, A RAPIST, A PEODPHILE, A LIAR, WHAT LESS CAN YOU EXPECT OF HIS FOLLOWERS? MUSLIMS BECOME TERRORISTS BECAUSE THATS WHAT THEY ARE MEANT TO BECOME. BECAUSE THAT IS TRUE ISLAM. WHAT IS TRUE, IS WHAT HAS BEEN WRITTEN, NOT WHAT PEOPLE TELL YOU AND WANT YOU TO BELIEVE.

http://www.bibleprobe.com/muhammad.htm
http://www.prophetofdoom.net

Answer 4

That was funny! Note to self: I was and never will be any part of a monkey and neither were ANY of my relatives thus being Adam and Eve. Thanks.

Answer 5

I would probably laugh at all this if I wasn't a christian.

I prefer to trust in what His Word says.......and it remains true.

Answer 6

?!? What if we were hybrids of alien life + evolution. Does that mean that our ancestors screwed monkeys?

Answer 7

Lol

Answer 8

cute

Answer 9

You don't have anything to do today, do you?

Answer 10

Allah is going to be mad.