Christians: Are you sure you are a FSM atheist?

Question

If you don't accept the Flying Spaghetti Monster as the Lord and Savior, you are an FSM atheist.

Won't you look stupid when the FSM comes down in the final days and wonders why you didn't accept Him?

Daniel: there is not one shred of contemporary historical evidence for jesus.

Answer 1

They just haven't accepted the touching of the noodly apendages. Sooner or later they will...there are NO FSM atheists in foxholes! They really believe deep down....in the end we all believe.

RAmen!

Daniel - hahahahahahahahahahahahaha

Answer 2

hahaha, breneden, Sometimes Atheist will ask me, "why do you belive in jesus and not santa clause or the FSM?" somepeople say you cannot prove Jesus existed any more than I could prove santa or the FSM existed, but this is innaccurate for several reasons. First of all, Jesus is presented as an historical figure by reputable people in both secular and sacred historical writings. santa clause is presnted as a fictional charachter and nothing more, and the FSM is simply a moronic invention made up by athiest. secondly Jesus is presented acurately as being devine and perfomr miracles. these claimes are attested to by reputable witnesses and have been transmitted to us reliably; the New Testament documents are 99.5% textually acurate and pure from beggingin to end. thirdly, the intention of the Gosple writers was to rely the physical reality of Jesus of nazareth, while the writers of santa clause wrote it to simply be a fairy tell, with fictional charachters. a childs tale. and same with the FSM. this is why the vast majority of mentally competent human biengs do not belive in an overwieght man who rides in a slay and falls thru chimmney's. and is fuirther proof that the athiest is mentally incompetent for trying to make and compare there fiction charachter to reality. Fourth, the documentation about Jesus show a historical, cultural and religious context with verifiable names, events, and places being an important part of the record of that context and reality in which Jesus lived. showing the context of the times surrounding Jesus is evidence that he was a real man who has historical backing. And Lastly, Knowing with independant writitngs and historical documenttation that jesus really lived breathed and perfomred many miraculous acts, we see that the Gosples, written by or guided by those who were close to jesus were accurate and true. we have no such documentation concerning santa or the FSM, we have no reindeer tracks no proof of the north pole and a toy factory, and no proof tat the FSm with all his noodly glory ever existed or ever will. For an Atheist to reject Jesus existence and reality bsaed upon santa caluse or the FSM, shows the Atheist inabillity to distinguish between historically verifiable fact, and known constructed childrens tales.
God Bless

Answer 3

There is one God.

If He turns out to be a Flying Spaghetti Monster, then so be it.

Answer 4

Spaghetti is for eating.....

God is for worshiping.....