"Hmmm... lunchtime. Could I have... hamburgers? *flips pages* That's a yes... how about chicken? *flips pages* Oh, that's good, I'm really getting a choice here. How about... lobster? *flips pages* Oh no, it's condemned! Oh well, I'm such a hypocrite I'll eat it anyway and just do 3957294738 Hail Marys later to make up for it." "Hmm, I'm having a conversation with my Buddhist buddy Ann. Can I say hello? *flips pages* Yes, cool! Can I say good morning? *flips pages* I don't see anything saying I can't! Can I condemn her to hell if she doesn't save herself immediately? *flips pages* WHAT? I can't do that? What the hell? Well, I'm going to do it anyway (I'm a Christian, after all, and that's my duty), and I'll just do 29729573295732948 Hail Marys." "There's Larry, that ******* ******. The Bible clearly condemns homosexuality (it also condemns my lunch, but I'll just omit that). Let's rape the sombitch!"
2006-08-18
11:55:59
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