"Hmmm... lunchtime. Could I have... hamburgers? *flips pages* That's a yes... how about chicken? *flips pages* Oh, that's good, I'm really getting a choice here. How about... lobster? *flips pages* Oh no, it's condemned! Oh well, I'm such a hypocrite I'll eat it anyway and just do 3957294738 Hail Marys later to make up for it." "Hmm, I'm having a conversation with my Buddhist buddy Ann. Can I say hello? *flips pages* Yes, cool! Can I say good morning? *flips pages* I don't see anything saying I can't! Can I condemn her to hell if she doesn't save herself immediately? *flips pages* WHAT? I can't do that? What the hell? Well, I'm going to do it anyway (I'm a Christian, after all, and that's my duty), and I'll just do 29729573295732948 Hail Marys." "There's Larry, that ******* ******. The Bible clearly condemns homosexuality (it also condemns my lunch, but I'll just omit that). Let's rape the sombitch!"
2006-08-18 11:55:59 · 36 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
"uh... no whats your problem. Are you rasist? or just a *****? i saw the other questions you posted. You better stop."
Oh no, I just defecated in my pants. Some random idiot online is giving me an ultimatum? Oh no!
2006-08-18 12:03:56 · update #1
ROFL That's hilarious!!
2006-08-18 12:02:20 · answer #1 · answered by imagineworldwide 4 · 2⤊ 5⤋
Literally, No. From Psalm 119, 'Your Word have I hid in my heart that I might not sin.' From the same Psalm, 'Your Word is a lamp to my feet and a light for my path.' Are some Christians perfect? No. Do some give that impression? Yes. Are some Christians hypocrits? Yes. But let's not condemn an entire group for the actions of some.
2006-08-18 12:13:35 · answer #2 · answered by billyshears 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
maybe you got it a little mixed up sweetie. It ain't you who condemns a person to hell,,,,,,,it is God. and Christians don't pack their Bible around all day. That is goofy. But, they do carry it in their hearts. Some are a little more obnoxious than others though when they start beating people on the head with the stuff.
2006-08-18 12:08:36 · answer #3 · answered by Tony T 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Of course not. I'm not a Christian, but I'm not aware of any Christians who actually carry a Bible with them to look up every situation like that. They know the Bible and do not have to do that. Besides, people have moral sense. It is easy to reason what is right in wrong in these situations, if you have a basic moral understanding.
2006-08-18 12:02:18 · answer #4 · answered by Heron By The Sea 7 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Wow, you obviously have never met a Christian. And I dont know what religions you were talking about but you obviously have a lot of hatred. People like you make me confused why God still loves you. He died for you so that you can be saved and this is how you respond? Can you say selfish? Still, God bless you.
2006-08-18 12:03:34 · answer #5 · answered by A* 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I'll make it easy for you.
called the golden rule
"Do unto others as you would have them do unto you"
Don't let you time on this earth hurt other people.
Try to keep a low profile and don't hate.
Now is that so hard?
2006-08-18 12:03:36 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Why do non-believers feel the need to obsessively attack? Is it because deep down inside you hope that you're right and there is no God but afraid you might not be and, by attacking, you somehow increase the chances that you're right?
Live and let live.
2006-08-18 12:04:35 · answer #7 · answered by williegod 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I agree with the other people that think you are just "WRONG" in the head.
I am a Christian and I carry a Bible around everywhere I go. One is in my car even.
Also just to let you know I am reporting you also.
May God have mercy on your soul!!!!!
2006-08-18 12:09:07 · answer #8 · answered by M.S. Mom 4 · 1⤊ 1⤋
No christians do not carry the bible around all day because just because your a christian does not me you have to everything or make all your discissions by using the bible.
2006-08-18 12:03:18 · answer #9 · answered by LilB 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
No I ont and I am a Christian-though from the description you described sounds like a religous hypocrite.....
oh yea... and it sounds like you have alotta anger... maybe work on your own issues before pointing the finger at others faults... I have mine, you have yours,and they have theirs...just let us learn from them.....
2006-08-18 12:07:45 · answer #10 · answered by Holla!!! 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
No because we carry Jesus in our hearts 24 hours aday 365 days a year. We also memorize the bible no need to carry it everywhere.
2006-08-18 12:02:29 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋