Read only if you have time for God
IF U GOT TYME 4 GOD READ DIS!!! One day Satan and Jesus were having a
conversation. Satan had
just departed from the Garden of Eden, and he was gloating and boasting.
"Yes, sir, I just caught a World full of people down there. I set me a trap
and used a little bait.
I knew they couldn't resist. Got 'em all!"
"What are you going to do with them?" Jesus asked.
Satan replied,
"Oh, I'm gonna have fun! I'm gonna teach them how
to marry and divorce each other, how to hate and abuse each other, how to
drink and smoke and curse. I'm gonna teach them how to invent guns and
bombs and kill each other. I'm really gonna have fun!"
"And what will you do when you get done with them?" Jesus asked.
"Oh, I'll kill 'em," Satan glared proudly. "How much do you want for them?"
Jesus asked
"Oh, you don't want those people. They ain't no good. See, you'll take them
and they'll just hate you. They'll spit on you, curse you then kill you.
You don't want those people!!"
"How much?" He asked again.
Satan looked at Jesus and sneered,
"All your blood, tears, and your life."
Jesus said without hesitation,
"DONE!"
Then He paid the price.
- Isn't it funny how simple it is for people to trash God
and then wonder why the World's going to Hell?
- Isn't it funny how someone can say "I believe in God" but still
follow Satan?
- Isn't it funny how you can repost a thousand jokes through bulletins and
they spread like wildfire, but when you start sending bulletins regarding
the Lord, people think twice about sharing?
- Isn't it funny how I can be more worried about what other people think of
me than what God thinks of me.
- I pray, for everyone who reposts this,
they will be blessed by God in a way special for them
- And send it back to the person who sent it, to let them know that indeed
it was sent out to many more.
- If You Love God... And, are not ashamed of all the marvelous things HE
has done for you...
*~Repost this as ~"Read only if you have time for God"~
Yesterday is a dream and Tomorrow is but a vision but Today well lived
makes every Yesterday a Dream of Happiness and Tomorrow a Vision of Hope!
2006-08-11
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