2006-08-11 05:18:58 · 33 answers · asked by 自由思想家 3 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
actually, you won't even have your genitals when you do get to heaven.
thats why there won't be any bathrooms there.
When you die, you leave your body here - on earth.
In heaven, there are all these disembodied spirits roaming around (floating).
2006-08-11 05:24:42 · answer #1 · answered by somber_pieces 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Good question. To listen to those that believe heaven to be spiritual. There is no need for material / earthly things. I really will miss the taste of an excellent 16 oz T-Bone steak with a baked potato loaded down with all the fixing's, Hot roll with real butter, and a big piece of pie for dessert.
Wouldn't that be heaven as well? To be able to enjoy a meal and not be concerned with heart problems and Cholesterol.
But if I did eat all that, it must just get absorbed because they say there is no need for bathrooms. But, just how much can you absorb? So your question is valid, the waste would have to go somewhere, I personally think the bathroom would be unisex because our minds would be on a different level and not be concerned with which gender is going to the bathroom.
2006-08-11 05:37:15 · answer #2 · answered by Just Another Guy 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Hmm the toilets in heaven. This is a pretty good question. They wont be segregated thats for sure god wouldnt allow that. They probably will be unisex but who knows lol. The lines i dont think so god will probably have enough for everyone :)
2006-08-11 05:23:51 · answer #3 · answered by TastyCookies 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Not unisex. Dirty and nasty. And there will not be lines unless you have to wait on the nasty pre-op transvestite to finish vomitting up his/her strawberry daquari.
Did I mention - there was an addendum to the Bible - God and Satan got back right again and turned Heaven into a strip club.
Wow. I am sooooo going straight to Hell for that.
2006-08-11 05:22:22 · answer #4 · answered by Charli 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
the toilets in heaven will be just like they are down here, one for men and one for women. What I am most looking forward to are the streets of Gold.
2006-08-11 05:21:24 · answer #5 · answered by Lov'n IT! 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Man!! If Heaven is what the Christians say it is then it will be SO overpopulated after all these years that I reckon it will be hell to go to the toilet.
2006-08-11 05:21:51 · answer #6 · answered by vixenrules80 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Everyone knows that in heaven your pee and poop are transformed into surprisingly pleasent smelling and tasting substances, so you simply let it go wherever you are! It is actually complimentary to drop a duece on someones face because its so darn scrumptious. I guess Chuck Berry thinks he died and went to heaven 'eh?
2006-08-11 05:22:17 · answer #7 · answered by Frylock_80 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Only Adam & Eve are there. No need to segregate.
2006-08-11 05:21:32 · answer #8 · answered by Stanyan 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The world of light & sound of God is beyound imagination. so u won't need all these material things, no negative trait or whatever. The only thing u need is Divine LOVE.
2006-08-11 05:24:25 · answer #9 · answered by Celestine N 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
In heaven there are no toilets.
2006-08-11 05:25:03 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋