Read only if you have time for God
IF U GOT TYME 4 GOD READ DIS!!! One day Satan and Jesus were having a
conversation. Satan had
just departed from the Garden of Eden, and he was gloating and boasting.
"Yes, sir, I just caught a World full of people down there. I set me a trap
and used a little bait.
I knew they couldn't resist. Got 'em all!"
"What are you going to do with them?" Jesus asked.
Satan replied,
"Oh, I'm gonna have fun! I'm gonna teach them how
to marry and divorce each other, how to hate and abuse each other, how to
drink and smoke and curse. I'm gonna teach them how to invent guns and
bombs and kill each other. I'm really gonna have fun!"
"And what will you do when you get done with them?" Jesus asked.
"Oh, I'll kill 'em," Satan glared proudly. "How much do you want for them?"
Jesus asked
"Oh, you don't want those people. They ain't no good. See, you'll take them
and they'll just hate you. They'll spit on you, curse you then kill you.
You don't want those people!!"
"How much?" He asked again.
Satan looked at Jesus and sneered,
"All your blood, tears, and your life."
Jesus said without hesitation,
"DONE!"
Then He paid the price.
- Isn't it funny how simple it is for people to trash God
and then wonder why the World's going to Hell?
- Isn't it funny how someone can say "I believe in God" but still
follow Satan?
- Isn't it funny how you can repost a thousand jokes through bulletins and
they spread like wildfire, but when you start sending bulletins regarding
the Lord, people think twice about sharing?
- Isn't it funny how I can be more worried about what other people think of
me than what God thinks of me.
- I pray, for everyone who reposts this,
they will be blessed by God in a way special for them
- And send it back to the person who sent it, to let them know that indeed
it was sent out to many more.
- If You Love God... And, are not ashamed of all the marvelous things HE
has done for you...
*~Repost this as ~"Read only if you have time for God"~
Yesterday is a dream and Tomorrow is but a vision but Today well lived
makes every Yesterday a Dream of Happiness and Tomorrow a Vision of Hope!
2006-08-11 05:07:01 · 20 answers · asked by XXSEXY66XX 3 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Sorry To See So Many Of You Don't See The Light. Hope One Day You Will.
2006-08-11 05:21:20 · update #1
Great post, more people need to realize what they are doing, and how they are turning away from God.
2006-08-11 05:14:56 · answer #1 · answered by The Great One 2 · 2⤊ 3⤋
Who's this God chap then?
Did you know you are violating the rules by requesting people spam by reposting?
As for your comment " I pray, for everyone who reposts this,
they will be blessed by God in a way special for them"...that sounds like you have Occult powers of giving fortune to others to me...not very christian now, is it!?
Tut, tut.
2006-08-11 12:14:22 · answer #2 · answered by googlywotsit 5 · 2⤊ 2⤋
I had time for God but I used it reading some question on Yahoo! Answers that was a copy of a preachy, fundie email I received.
2006-08-11 12:09:38 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 2⤋
This made me imagine Satan and Jesus as two old ladies sitting on a porch in St. Louis while drinking lemonade. Thanks! I think I can finally have faith in them, now! :D
2006-08-11 12:16:10 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
This is good reading, and it hits the nail directly on the head. So many people with misguided beliefs these days. A lot of people cannot respect others if they cannot respect themselves.
2006-08-11 12:15:41 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 3⤋
That's stupid. Jesus never sacrificed Himself to Satan for us! He sacrificed Himself to His Father.
2006-08-11 12:14:42 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋
No. He was supposed to be here at 9 sharp! Too late, had to go on without him.
2006-08-11 12:44:43 · answer #7 · answered by JAT 6 · 1⤊ 2⤋
If this isn't from the Bible I just wasted my time.
2006-08-11 12:15:00 · answer #8 · answered by Da Great 1 6 · 0⤊ 2⤋
This is not a question. This is not what this site is for. Leave your indoctrination for your church.
2006-08-11 12:12:52 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 5⤊ 1⤋
Amen, and how can a nation who has turned it's back on God, ask God to bless them? It doesn't make sense to me, you figure.
2006-08-11 12:11:23 · answer #10 · answered by stullerrl 5 · 1⤊ 5⤋