Etiquette (Society & Culture) - June 2006

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How many men does it take to open a beer?
None. It should be opened when she brings it.

Why is a Laundromat a really bad place to pick up a woman?
Because a woman who can't even afford a washing machine will probably never be able to support you.

Why do women have smaller feet than men?
It's one of those "evolutionary things" that allows them to stand closer to the kitchen sink.

How do you know when a woman is about to say something smart?
When she starts a sentence with "A man once told me..."

How do you fix a woman's watch?
You don't. There is a clock on the oven.

Why do men fart more than women?
Because women can't shut up long enough to
build up the required pressure.

If your dog is barking at the back door and your wife is yelling at the front door, who do you let in first?
The dog, of course. He'll shut up once you let him in.

What's worse than a Male Chauvinist Pig?
A woman who won't do what she's told.

2006-06-28 11:35:19 · 47 answers · asked by dandelion86 2

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Would you answer you cell phone if front of your boss?

I was wondering if anyone would, or has, answered their cell phones during work hours in front of their bosses or supervisors?

2006-06-28 11:30:59 · 36 answers · asked by Shawn B 3

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Do you think it's ok for relatives to work together?

My sister in law wants me to open a home day care center with her. I am am somewhat leary about this even though she is really excited because I have worked in a day care for more than 5 years and I know how challenging it can be at times. Her idea is --easy money--- but in my thinking it will be a lot of work. Don't know...still thinking about it. The problem is that if I worked with her and because she is family I would find it harder to tell her when I need a day off.

2006-06-28 11:22:46 · 23 answers · asked by Anonymous

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Why do I lose my tember so easily?

Everytime someone insults me or my kids I go off the handle and shout profanities.

2006-06-28 11:20:44 · 23 answers · asked by realsaltlakesoccer 1

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why do smokers think they have the right to toss their butts wherever they please?

It's bad enough that they have this bad habit why do they have to further pollute the environment?!

2006-06-28 11:00:07 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous

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A co-worker cut in line in front of my other coworker when buying scratch tickets. She won - should she pay $?

2006-06-28 10:47:58 · 11 answers · asked by jenniferj47 2

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If a person is deaf, is it okay to hurl obsenities at them from behind their back?

2006-06-28 10:46:38 · 29 answers · asked by Anonymous

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Are french men naturally flirty or do they flirt when they are very attracted to a woman?

2006-06-28 10:35:10 · 4 answers · asked by ouchmommy 1

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Will someone e-mail me to say goodnight ?

I LOVE BEING SAID GOODNIGHT

2006-06-28 10:34:26 · 12 answers · asked by spatz 3

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how does a man hold a door open for a women when the door swings in instead of out?

2006-06-28 10:25:13 · 13 answers · asked by c_hariri 1

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How ghetto is this?

We live in base housing (military) and two of my female neighbors tan in the driveway. Not in a one piece swimsuit either, but in a two piece with the top undone. Why O' why would anyone do this? I think it is SO ghetto. Get some class and tan in the privacy of your own backyard...

2006-06-28 10:17:12 · 21 answers · asked by ME 3

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I have a neigbor who has 5 dogs that poop by the fence to my property line. He doesn't cleanup fast enough!

He has them contained in a run by the Fence. The odor of poop effects our use of the back yard and we can't keep our bedroom window open nightly! The Town claims they are powerless to act, since there are no laws regarding this! Constructively speaking, I am looking for an answer to this problem that affects our quality of life! I don't want to cause harm to the animals because it's not their fault, who can come up with a clever idea that would want the owner to move his dogs closer to his house!

Whoever has the best answer to this complex problem will get the strongest reccomendation to win with Yahoo!!

2006-06-28 10:05:52 · 19 answers · asked by mar128a 1

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Im 16, can I get a job with working papers for a 13-14 year old?

2006-06-28 10:01:20 · 7 answers · asked by don1clamenza 2

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how much time in advance you should tell your boss that you're leaving the job for good?

cause you found a better one...

2006-06-28 09:51:59 · 105 answers · asked by esthellar28 3

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Whjy do people respond with insults?

Why do people feel the need to respond to a question with a stupid or insulting comment?

2006-06-28 09:51:54 · 33 answers · asked by Gracie 3

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What are some of the names you called....?

you know kids are mean....and we all were kids at one point.

what are some of the names that you called kids or what were some of the names other kids called you?

i called this fat girl named irma....oinkma....lol

i was bad.

i am not proud of it at all.

i got everything back that i gave ....believe me....

2006-06-28 09:47:14 · 16 answers · asked by mikey 3

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If you only have one eye...are you blinking or winking?

2006-06-28 09:31:32 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous

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Why do fat computer nerds who have no intrest in a subject respond to questions?

2006-06-28 09:26:17 · 7 answers · asked by smoothie8492 2

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Why do girls insist guys lower the toilet seat? Should we just leave it down and pee all over it? girls r lazy

We need it up most of the time and have to lift it most of the time to urinate, why cant girls grow up and just lower it. Besides I dont really like touching the damn seat anyway, should I get lazy like the ladies just leave it down all the time and piss all over it. I work with way too many girls and then I go home to 3 more and it kinda sucks. I heard one excuse that the girls might fall in without the seat but how stupid could you be not to check if its down? I go number 2 all the time and have never fallen in. WTF? ladies please grow up!

2006-06-28 09:22:32 · 24 answers · asked by igɳo★ 3

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Don't you hate it?

Don't you people hate it when you ask a silly question not even expecting anything to really come of it, and some idiot says " I am reporting you for solicitation"
Lighten' up it's just a site to say what on your mind, not some freakin serious website where you find the meaning of life:)

2006-06-28 09:13:27 · 12 answers · asked by lil am_27 2

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If some dude is typing in all caps...?

and he has no idea that it's considered yelling, why do people go "OMG you're so rude bish wtf omgomg" or "That's rude. Please stop."

Yeah, yeah. It's considered yelling, but are you gonna die for that? I mean, the guy has no idea that it's considered yelling.

2006-06-28 09:05:56 · 35 answers · asked by Coffee-Infused Insomniac 3

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Is it socially acceptable to beat children according to their actions?

Well...is it?

2006-06-28 08:57:52 · 45 answers · asked by Anonymous

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Do Zombie kids giggle when they hear a good fart, or do they just go on eating brains?

2006-06-28 08:12:58 · 32 answers · asked by The Bearded One 4

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Unruly neighbor ... what do I do?

A horrid neighbor has moved into the in-law unit of the house I rent. She has driven me out of the patio/backyard, taken over the storage space in my garage, uses my parking space, and more. She believes she is entitled to all of the above. I am frightened of her. What do I do? I am not an aggressive peson. Landlord can only do so much. This person seems mentally unstable in a sociopath kind of way. Help!

2006-06-28 08:09:57 · 22 answers · asked by Anonymous

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4th of July BBQ etiquette?

I want to throw my 1st 4th of July BBQ at my home. Is there a normal day to do this over the long weekend (Sat., Sun., Mon., Tues.)? Or should it be just on the 4th? There won't be any fireworks, just bbq & drinks (alcohol & non).

2006-06-28 08:05:08 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous

Etiquette - June 2006