2006-06-28 08:12:58 · 32 answers · asked by The Bearded One 4 in Society & Culture ➔ Etiquette
Giggle giggle giggle giggle giggle!
But I'm a Veggie Zombie & only eat the Retards.
Go on report me if U dare!
2006-06-28 08:16:53 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
They might be zombies, but they laugh at farts too. I farted once in front of some zombie kids one night at my local cemetary. It's a long story, but I was burying this guy who died laughing on my couch. Anyway, I had just eaten a big bean burrito( I'm a vegetarian) and I'd been farting all night. That's what killed the guy on my couch. I was digging this guy's grave when all of a sudden I let out a glorious fart that could be heard for miles. It just so happens some zombie kids were munching on some brains just a few yards from me. I didn't even know they were there until I heard them giggle. Have you ever heard them giggle? They sound like little girls. These were boy zombies by the way. I kept digging the grave and occasionally I would fart and they would giggle. This went on for some time until finally I had put "couch guy" in the ground. I said goodby to my giggly admirers and went home and went to bed. I tire easily when I dig. The zombie kids could sense I had no brain, so they left me alone. At least that's all I could come up with to explain why they weren't interested in eating me. Anyway, I'm brainless and that night it saved my pathetic little life. I hope this has been helpful.
2006-07-02 08:14:08 · answer #2 · answered by Brad Beerdrinker 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
they do not giggle. to answer some other questions posted, they do eat cow brains. Remember night of the living dead (i think)? they were leading the zombies down the road with cow brains that they had gotten from a meat market. They are very much into brains. don't you remember that scene where the guy who became a zombie and then tried to talk his girlfriend into letting him eat her brains? "Lisa, let me have them, i am the one who loves you." i seriously doubt they would be distracted by something as insignificant as a fart. but if it was loud and stinky they might giggle with their mouth's full.
2006-06-28 09:02:41 · answer #3 · answered by nold 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
it depedns on how long ago they turned. if they are relatively fresh-such as a few hours old, then yes, they would, they go about eating the brains of the thing that farted. if they have been zombies for days, then no, all they'd want is brains.
now the question is, why don't they ever show zombies going after like cattle and horses, and dogs in zombie movies? it's always human flesh. and where are the zombie animals?
2006-06-28 08:19:40 · answer #4 · answered by Krazie 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
All kids, even the zombie ones, love a good fart. Or maybe I am wrong. Maybe that is how you identify a zombie kid. If you fart and they do not giggle, than they must be zombies....
2006-07-04 18:59:12 · answer #5 · answered by jeffma807 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
All kids giggle when they hear farts....my son rates them on a 1 to 10 scale....so I guess even zombie kids think they're funny too.
2006-06-28 10:03:17 · answer #6 · answered by jachooz 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You know kids will be kids regardless - and being a Zombie - they will laugh and giggle and have a good farting contest - especially Zombie boys.
2006-06-28 08:16:48 · answer #7 · answered by Topez 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
They don't care about farts. They continue eating brains. Poor zombie kids.
2006-06-28 08:15:12 · answer #8 · answered by kaiticometrue 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well, I checked my Comprehensive Zombie Book of Etiquette, Chapter Six, Page Number 184, and it says the following: If liquefied pig liver has been served as a beverage, you may continue eating brains even though an unfortunate emission has occurred. Bon appetit!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
2006-06-28 08:43:09 · answer #9 · answered by In Honor of Moja 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
All kids living or dead giggle when they hear a good fart.
2006-06-28 08:19:35 · answer #10 · answered by oconnorct1 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋