Senior Citizens

Fiction or non-fiction?

2007-11-28 06:17:48 · 26 answers · asked by Anonymous

Is it just as wrong when a person post a question, and is a known troll to report them as long as it was a question, maybe some of us might want to answer

2007-11-28 05:49:32 · 13 answers · asked by Jan 6

2007-11-28 05:45:41 · 18 answers · asked by ariadne 2

Pills oxygen ???????

2007-11-28 05:25:39 · 25 answers · asked by gggggg 6

then give them a thumbs up.
Answer if you're a contestant or want to vote.

2007-11-28 05:21:06 · 21 answers · asked by Ju ju 6

I make a delicious Conch Chowder.
Anyone interested in the recipe?

2007-11-28 04:16:54 · 31 answers · asked by Cheryl 6

Years ago when my Grandmothers alzheimers first was apparent she would throw a fit in the grocery store if they wouldn't give her the discount she thought she deserved and she would shove her basket across the front of the store and curse the cashier out.
Also an ex took me to dinner on Christmas eve while quite drunk. We were spending $100 on a meal we could not afford. In fact the children were home waiting on an almost non existent Santa visit. I ordered ice tea as I hoped to be the desinated driver. After his 5th drink or so the waiter brought slipped me a long island iced tea. I'm certain it was out of pity. The ex was getting louder, ruder and more obnoxious.
I was at a buffet with a large party. After one lady had eaten at least 3 plates she called a server over and raised cain loudly about something she found on her plate and refused to pay for her meal.

2007-11-28 04:03:25 · 25 answers · asked by Southern Comfort 6

It possibly could be a Big Brother type tool to observe you. Maybe not. It could/would do the heavy lifting, drudge work capable of mopping, vacuuming, dusting, laundry etc. Even yard work. Do you think it would feel like having an intruder in your life?

2007-11-28 03:55:16 · 27 answers · asked by Southern Comfort 6

2007-11-28 03:49:45 · 21 answers · asked by mydearsie 7

Often it has been seen in banks,Post office or other Public utility departments our seniors/old gents/ladies being ignored by the officials by way of inhuman treatment due to many factors.Is it not our duty we must be courteous to our elders,we must be responsive to their grivenences in comparision of others?

2007-11-28 03:35:49 · 21 answers · asked by GargVK 7

It doesn't seem to work for me. I have a real good belly laugh and think I must tell so and so but, sometimes, even though I remember the punch line, I tell the joke so badly everybody laughs in sympathy!

2007-11-28 03:29:35 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous

A man and a woman were having dinner in a fine restaurant. Their waitress, taking another order at a table a few paces away noticed that the man was slowly sliding down his chair and under the table, with the woman acting unconcerned.

The waitress watched as the man slid all the way down his chair and out of sight under the table. Still, the woman dining across from him appeared calm and unruffled, apparently unaware that her dining companion had disappeared.

After the waitress finished taking the order, she came over to the table and said to the woman, "Pardon me, ma'am, but I think your husband just slid under the table."

The woman calmly looked up at her and replied firmly, "No he didn't. He just walked in the door."

2007-11-28 02:56:28 · 29 answers · asked by Anonymous

wear tights?

2007-11-28 02:38:47 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous

How'd it work out? I never have, but my parents met on one.

2007-11-28 02:36:55 · 23 answers · asked by Anonymous

True loves, that is. 3 for me. 1)My 16 year old boyfriend (and father of my firstborn) 2)The one I let get away 3)The one I wish had gotten away.

2007-11-28 02:35:14 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous

from your past (not a relative) over for dinner tonight, who would it be?

2007-11-28 02:32:18 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous

Please answer any of the questions that you want to answer.

What is forgiveness?

Doesn't forgiving someone mean you're forgetting or condoning what happened?

What are the benefits of forgiving someone?

Why do we hold grudges and become resentful and unforgiving?

How do I know it's time to try to embrace forgiveness?

How do I reach a state of forgiveness?

What happens if I can't forgive someone?

Does forgiveness guarantee reconciliation?

What if I have to interact with the person who hurt me but I don't want to?

How do I know when I've truly forgiven someone?

What if the person I'm forgiving doesn't change?

What if I'm the one who needs forgiveness?

Forgiveness: How to let go of grudges and bitterness
When someone you care about hurts you, you can hold on to anger, resentment and thoughts of revenge or embrace forgiveness and move forward.

Link to MayoClinic if you are interested.

http://www.mayoclinic.com/health/forgiveness/MH00131

2007-11-28 02:24:20 · 19 answers · asked by kayboff 7

Find out what may really mean when they say...

"I'M GOING FISHING"

Means: "I'm going to drink myself dangerously stupid,and stand by a stream with a stick in my hand, while the fish swim by in complete safety."

"IT'S A GUY THING"

Means: "There is no rational thought pattern connected with it, and you have no chance at all of making it logical".

"CAN I HELP WITH DINNER?"

Means: "Why isn't it already on the table?"

"UH HUH," "SURE, HONEY," OR "YES, DEAR..."

Means: Absolutely nothing. It's a conditioned response.

"IT WOULD TAKE TOO LONG TO EXPLAIN"

Means: "I have no idea how it works."

"I WAS LISTENING TO YOU. IT'S JUST THAT I HAVE THINGS ON MY MIND."

Means: "I was wondering if that redhead over there is wearing a bra."

"TAKE A BREAK HONEY, YOU'RE WORKING TOO HARD".

Means: "I can't hear the game over the vacuum cleaner."

"THAT'S INTERESTING, DEAR."

Means: "Are you still talking?"

"YOU KNOW HOW BAD MY MEMORY IS."

Means: "I remember the theme song to 'F Troop', the address of the first girl I ever kissed, and the vehicle identification numbers of every car I've ever owned, but I forgot your birthday."

"I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT YOU, AND GOT YOU THESE ROSES".

Means: "The girl selling them on the corner had great ****."

"OH, DON'T FUSS, I JUST CUT MYSELF, IT'S NO BIG DEAL."

Means: "I have actually severed a limb, but will bleed to death before I admit that I'm hurt."

"HEY, I'VE GOT MY REASONS FOR WHAT I'M DOING".

Means: "And I sure hope I think of some pretty soon."

"I CAN'T FIND IT."

Means: "It didn't fall into my outstretched hands, so I'm completely clueless."

"WHAT DID I DO THIS TIME?"

Means: "What did you catch me at?"

"I HEARD YOU."

Means: "I haven't the foggiest clue what you just said, and am hoping desperately that I can fake it well enough so that you don't spend the next three days yelling at me."

"YOU KNOW I COULD NEVER LOVE ANYONE ELSE"

Means: "I am used to the way you yell at me, and realize it could be worse."

"YOU LOOK TERRIFIC"

Means: "Please don't try on one more outfit, I'm starving."

"I'M NOT LOST. I KNOW EXACTLY WHERE WE ARE."

Means: "No one will ever see us alive again."

"WE SHARE THE HOUSEWORK"

Means: "I make the messes, she cleans them up."

2007-11-28 02:19:50 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous

skill or talent that you don't already possess, what would it be?? Mine would be to play the piano or to be organized!!

2007-11-28 02:11:05 · 24 answers · asked by Anonymous

Did you notice that the people who need to keep their clothes on, are the first to strip? YIKES
Please tell me a fun story about your experience.
Possibly a neighbor who likes to garden in the nude:~)

2007-11-28 02:10:37 · 21 answers · asked by Cheryl 6

I believe that everyone has a color that suits their personality (kind of like an aura). Mine's Purple (or fuschia) what's yours?

2007-11-28 02:09:41 · 23 answers · asked by Anonymous

Like I save rubber bands and twist ties.

2007-11-28 02:09:34 · 25 answers · asked by Anonymous

Bing looked like he was twelve in the movie and it was a semi-comedy?

2007-11-28 01:52:02 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous

A plane was taking off from Kennedy Airport. After it reached a comfortable cruising altitude, the captain made an announcement over the intercom.

"Ladies and gentlemen, this is your captain speaking. Welcome to Flight 293, nonstop from New York to Los Angeles. The weather ahead is good and therefore we should have a smooth and uneventful flight. Now, please sit back and relax... Oh my god!"

The passengers sat in silence, waiting for terrible news.

Then, the captain came back on the intercom and said "Ladies and Gentlemen, I am so sorry if I scared you earlier, but while I was talking, the flight- attendant brought me a cup of coffee and spilled the hot coffee in my lap. You should see the front of my pants!"

A passenger in Coach said, "That's nothing. You should see the back of mine!"

2007-11-28 01:19:57 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous

Jerry received a parrot for his birthday. The parrot was fully-grown with a bad attitude and worse vocabulary. Every other word was an expletive. Those that werent expletives were, to say the least very rude. Jerry tried hard to change the birds attitude and was constantly saying polite words, playing soft music, anything he could think of to try and set a good example. Nothing worked. He yelled at the bird and the bird yelled back. He shook the bird and the bird just got angrier and became even more rude. Finally in a moment of desperation. Jerry put the parrot in the FREEZER. For a few moments he heard the bird squawk and kick and scream. Then suddenly, there was a ---- -Not a sound for half a minute. Jerry was frightened that he might have hurt the bird and quickly opened the freezer door. The Parrot calmly stepped out onto Jerrys extended arm and said: "I believe I may have offended you with my rude language and actions. I will endeavor at once to correct my behavior. I really am
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truly sorry and beg your forgiveness." Jerry was astonished at the birds change in attitude and was about to ask what had made the difference and caused such a dramatic change when the parrot continued: "May I ask what the chicken did???"

2007-11-28 01:15:48 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous

2007-11-28 00:58:27 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous

2007-11-28 00:58:05 · 23 answers · asked by Anonymous

with or for your grandkids for the holidays?

2007-11-28 00:56:57 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous

Changed the way you think about things? For me it was "Don Juan DeMarco"-It's about realizing what's important in your life. Numbers two and three would be "Pay it Forward" and "Crash"-Crash is about prejudice and how it affects everyone.

2007-11-28 00:54:12 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous

2007-11-28 00:47:43 · 22 answers · asked by Anonymous