Senior Citizens

2007-11-27 12:39:57 · 27 answers · asked by Wickwire 5

craving some candy.do you like candy?and what is your favorite kind? i know this has been asked a thousand times,but my time is short here so induldge an old woman .i want some Butterscotch

2007-11-27 12:33:59 · 26 answers · asked by alcaholicdemon 7

Some of you guys might have an opinion on this, myself I like it smooth, and toned. Have you ever waxed your MALE partner because of your preference?

2007-11-27 12:18:26 · 19 answers · asked by isotope2007 6

Just made myself some sushi, I have enough for a few more, anyone? Come on over if you are a sushi person

2007-11-27 12:14:55 · 9 answers · asked by isotope2007 6

2007-11-27 12:12:06 · 36 answers · asked by Anonymous

You have heard McDonald's called or that you refer to it as?

2007-11-27 12:03:38 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous

My friend in Florida got drunk once when he was in college and they all went water skiing nude - got pulled off the lake by a cop boat and given a good talking to.

Have you flashed anyone ladies? I did my next door neighbour once because he was always staring out his window into mine.

I have never streaked or mooned anyone. My brother in law used to moon everyone and if I were him with a butt as hairy as a monkeys I wouldnt have been so quick to do it, it was truly awful. With all that hair you didnt really get the "full moon" affect anyhow. Yuk

2007-11-27 11:59:58 · 18 answers · asked by isotope2007 6

Two five year old boys are standing at the toilet to pee. One says, "Your thing doesn't have any skin on it!"

"I've been circumcised."

"What's that mean?"

"It means they cut the skin off the end."

"How old were you when it was cut off?"

"My mom said I was two days old."

"Did it hurt?"

"You bet it hurt, I didn't walk for a year!"

2007-11-27 11:54:45 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous

Can you tell it is old, by the label, it has been in the cellar?

2007-11-27 11:30:07 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous

2007-11-27 11:21:26 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous

Also, what is on it, besides the meat, I mean?

2007-11-27 11:20:09 · 30 answers · asked by Anonymous

With the help of a fertility specialist, a 65 year old woman has a baby. All her relatives come to visit and meet the newest member of their family. When they ask to see the baby, the 65 year old mother says, "Not yet."

A little later they ask to see the baby again. Again the mother says, "Not yet."

Finally they say, "When can we see the baby?"

And the mother says, "When the baby cries."

So they ask, "Why do we have to wait until the baby cries?"

The new mother says, "I forgot where I put it."

2007-11-27 11:19:17 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous

Complete with roller skating ladies?
I overheard some people in the store saying that. Wouldn't that be a trip down memory lane?

2007-11-27 11:18:45 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous

Which are you? Why?

2007-11-27 10:54:39 · 33 answers · asked by Wandering In The Wilderness 4

What is the longest word typed entirely with your left hand?
What is the longest word typed entirely with your right hand?
What is the longest word typed on ONLY ONE ROW of letters on your keyboard?
Can you name four words nothing rhymes with?
What is the only English word with the letters "mt" together?
How many words in the English language are spelled the same backwards as they are forwards?

Have fun

2007-11-27 10:44:51 · 9 answers · asked by isotope2007 6

Things I cannot remember: Most of the chemistry including the periodic table, trig and calculus, latin 90%, parts of speech 90%, vector analysis, botany 99%, zoology 50% etc. etc.

I also cannot remember so much more, wow? what was it all about, alfie?

2007-11-27 10:23:23 · 30 answers · asked by Anonymous

I don’t vote for the party, I vote for the man.

Our President of the United States has gotten the same rotten deal that President Clinton got from the drive by media.

I voted for President Clinton and like President Bush, the media never gave either of them a chance to do the job we voted them into office for.

I also voted for Al Gore.

I’m sitting here in disbelief that so many seniors are not well read enough and are so miss informed that they are not able to form their own opinion.

It’s clear to me that this clique/ an exclusive circle of people with a common purpose do not have respect for MY President of My country, no matter what his politics are.

Do you not remember the days of yore, when all people stood UNITED.

If you have it your way, you would be living in a Socialist /communistic society.

If you want your posterity to live in this demented liberal society, that will only get worse, so be it.

I intend to support the next President be it he or she.

2007-11-27 09:38:14 · 21 answers · asked by DeeJay 7

A doctor who had been seeing an 80 year old lady for most of her life retired.
The new doc looked through her records and was suprised to see she had been prescribed birth control pills for years.

When he asked her why she needed them. she replied, "They help me sleep at night"
The doc said told her there was nothing in them that would make her sleep.

The lady said " Yes dear, I know that,but every morning I crush one up and mix it in a glass of juice for my 16 year old grandaughter,


Believe me! THAT helps me sleep at night!"

2007-11-27 09:21:11 · 40 answers · asked by ? 5

An escaped convict broke into a house and tied up a young couple who had been sleeping in the bedroom.

As soon as he had a chance, the husband turned to his voluptuous young wife, bound up on the bed in a skimpy nightgown, and whispered, "Honey, this guy hasn't seen a woman in years.
Just cooperate with anything he wants. If he wants to have sex with you, just go along with it and pretend you like it. Our lives depend on it."

"Dear," the wife hissed, spitting out her gag, "I'm so relieved you feel that way, because he just told me he thinks you are really cute!"

2007-11-27 09:16:41 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous

A prophetic statement to be sure: *wink*

"See how he cowers and sneaks, how vaguely all the day he fears, not being immortal nor divine, but the slave and prisoner of his own opinion of himself, a fame won by his own deeds. Public opinion is a weak tyrant compared with our own private opinion. What a man thinks of himself, that is which determines, or rather indicates his fate........The mass of men lead lives of quiet desperation. What is called resignation is confirmed desperation. ....A stereotype by unconscious despair is concealed even under what are called the games and amusements of mankind. There is no play in them, for this comes after work. But it is a characteristic of wisdom not to do desperate things?"

Sounds like someone we may know of?

2007-11-27 08:44:15 · 10 answers · asked by Grace 5

Ya gotta say yes or no.

2007-11-27 08:38:59 · 31 answers · asked by TRAF 4

2007-11-27 08:33:58 · 7 answers · asked by Riverrat 5

The inventor has passed. http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20071127/ap_on_re_us/obit_cade

2007-11-27 07:46:50 · 11 answers · asked by sage seeker 7

From the error and default messages I am receiving I cant send or receive email unless I allow others to email me on my profile - is this another bright idea of Yahoos? So the way Yahoo thinks is we accept all the hate mail and death threats sent to us or we arent allowed to use Yahoo email? What a crock that is -

2007-11-27 07:45:26 · 10 answers · asked by isotope2007 6

We are going to my mothers parents for Christmas and honestly all the kids are scared to misbehave there(which is good) b/c Granddad has a big bark(no real bite). They follow all the house rules best as little kids can in an adult house. My question is what do your grands or great grands do most that annoys you?

2007-11-27 07:37:51 · 12 answers · asked by billie b 5

My nana and papa are going to celebrate thier 60th wedding anniversary next week. I want to give them something very special. Any good ideas? thanks!

2007-11-27 07:20:59 · 10 answers · asked by carriec 7

When I was a little fellow, in my little way of thinking, I heard the song as, "We three kings of ORI and TAR", thinking that ORI and TAR were two towns at some distance from Bethlehem.
"Bearing gifts we TRAVER SO FAR", another phrase that was a little confusing, traver instead of travel, well, OK.
Was I a little off, or what?

2007-11-27 07:00:21 · 16 answers · asked by TRAF 4

I person doesn't want to over-do it, ya know.

2007-11-27 06:29:02 · 27 answers · asked by TRAF 4

policeman pulls over a driver for swerving in and out of lanes on the highway. He tells the guy to blow a breath into a breathalyzer.

“I can’t do that, officer.”

“Why not?”

“Because I’m an asthmatic. I could get an asthma attack if I blow into that tube.”

“Okay, we’ll just get a urine sample down at the station.”

“Can’t do that either, officer.”

“Why not?”

“Because I’m a diabetic. I could get low blood sugar if I pee in a cup.”

“Alright, we could get a blood sample.”

“Can’t do that either, officer.”

“Why not?”

“Because I’m a hemophiliac. If I give blood I could die.”

“Fine then, just walk this white line.”

“Can’t do that either, officer.”

“Why not?”

“Because I’m drunk.”

2007-11-27 06:26:30 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous

Not quite the same thing but I had a relative that was bipolar and whether it was part of the disease or a character flaw, I don't know.
I've known others who told fantastic stories of careers, fortunes gained and lost, ties to famous people etc.
One person would start a story and it would grow by leaps and bounds. Another person was in a head on collision but told their child who was an infant during the wreck that they had been hit by a train.
Soem chronic liars seem to lie just to hear themselves speak others have an agenda.
Not to mention the deadbeat Dads and Moms who are always coming to visit the children and never show.

2007-11-27 06:21:13 · 33 answers · asked by Southern Comfort 6