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2007-11-27 06:08:12 · 36 answers · asked by Anonymous

Two Scotsman are touring Yorkshire and they decide they would like a pint and something to eat.

Being of the thrifty sort from Aberdeen, they don't want to get stung paying fancy prices for pub grub, so they stop off at a cornershop and buy a round of sandwiches each.

The go into a nice wee pub and order their beers and sit down. Just as they produce their sandwiches and start to eat them, the landlord bangs his fist on the counter.

"Oi, oi! You two! You are not allowed to eat your own sandwiches in here."

The Scotsman look at each other, shrug their shoulders...

...and swap their sandwiches!

2007-11-27 06:04:56 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous

and why?

2007-11-27 05:31:34 · 37 answers · asked by cookie c 1

a) Nothing better to do
b) Curiosity about old people
c) To impart to others some of the wisdom you have gained over the years
d)Because the people there are like your second family
e)Other-please explain

2007-11-27 05:21:24 · 22 answers · asked by Anonymous

Misquoted quote in the movies?

2007-11-27 05:20:37 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous

2007-11-27 05:13:33 · 29 answers · asked by Anonymous

I work at a Nursing home and i was wheeling a resident back to his room. Their was another resident behind me and he smacked my butt and told me to hurry my a$$ up. Is that normal for old people to do this???

2007-11-27 04:29:49 · 25 answers · asked by starsz1621 2

FOUR CATHOLIC LADIES

Four Catholic ladies are having coffee together. The first one tells her friends, "My son is a priest. When he walks into a room, everyone calls him 'Father'."

The second Catholic woman chirps, "My son is a Bishop. Whenever he walks into a room, people say, 'Your Grace'."

The third Catholic woman says smugly, "My son is a Cardinal. Whenever he walks into a room, people say, 'Your Eminence'."

The fourth Catholic woman sips her coffee in silence. The first three women give her this subtle "Well.....?"

She replies, "My son is a gorgeous, 6'2", hard bodied stripper. When he walks into a room, people say, 'Oh my God...'."

2007-11-27 04:17:36 · 32 answers · asked by Anonymous

Yes I have! I don't mean to be nasty or mean but I only get on here for a couple of hours a day and SOMEONE is usually talking to me while I am trying to think of answers and Q's. Puts me off big time.
What have I done? or not done? forgotten to give stars and thumbs up!!
I am so sorry friends, I will go back and see what I can do but, someone won't be happy.

2007-11-27 04:15:20 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous

where can i find 1? I want a good looking old man, fit, with a good sense of humour? Bowls ***?

2007-11-27 04:01:52 · 22 answers · asked by Anonymous

Since it's the holiday season, I think we should be able to spend some of our YA points on gifts for ourselves. Just for fun (I wish it really worked) . . . what are you going to get yourself? Here's the "redemption catalog", start shopping:
http://www.novell.com/company/rewards/catalog/

2007-11-27 03:54:22 · 27 answers · asked by Gladys 6

Yes to day is my birthday, and I was wondering if Yahoo will present me with a new car as mine is two years old.
Does anyone know what type of car i'll get?
I feel so excited bty I love the colour blue.

2007-11-27 03:42:18 · 34 answers · asked by Anonymous

or is George W. Bush making a play for the Nobel Peace Prize? His speech this AM sure sounded like it.

2007-11-27 03:41:56 · 19 answers · asked by Just Hazel 6

Can I apologize. . .
I know in a way I've been mean, but I didn't mean for it to be taken that way.
In fact, I kind of envy you. I wish I lived thru some of the stuff you did.
But we all were born at certain times for a reason, right?

2007-11-27 02:56:42 · 45 answers · asked by ivy 3

in a couple of weeks and I want to do something special for my 65th birthday. What is your dream birthday or yoour very favorite birthday memory? One of my favorites was my last one, I spent the day in the hospital with my husband, waiting for a grandson to be born, on my birthday!

2007-11-27 02:54:50 · 17 answers · asked by Isadora 6

Male?
Female?

2007-11-27 02:32:32 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous

A book that has never before been 'made' into a movie, but you would watch if they filmed it as close to the book as possible?

2007-11-27 02:30:24 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous

you consider to be on a par with them today? If any?

2007-11-27 01:52:32 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous

2007-11-27 01:41:15 · 30 answers · asked by gggggg 6

http://www.americanheart.org/presenter.jhtml?identifier=3008841
Check out this link. There is a three hour window in which to administer clot busting drugs after a stroke. Every minute counts.

2007-11-27 01:35:10 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous

How about Edgar Rice Burrough?
H. Rider Haggard?
H. Beam Piper?
Remember any of the titles that stuck in your mind?

2007-11-27 01:32:37 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous

Yes, Y!A has charged me with solicitation and deleted my question, 2nd violation in 2 days. How do I explain this to my family (my family here at Y!A)? What to do?!?!?

2007-11-27 01:30:32 · 16 answers · asked by Wandering In The Wilderness 4

I am being blocked by several people on this site. I have no idea why, would the blockers care to enlighten me please.

2007-11-27 01:29:36 · 25 answers · asked by Roxy. 6

I know we can't always contribute every time, but do you put something in the kettle or do you ignore them?

2007-11-27 01:24:05 · 32 answers · asked by Lady G 6

And what genre?

2007-11-27 01:23:25 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous

In the winter my siblings and I would argue over who's turn it was. It seems my mom was never satisfied with the reception and would go to the TV and start adjusting and we all knew it was over then. She would get it all out of adjustment. We used to really get mad, but, now it's just a humorous memory that will never happen again!!

2007-11-27 01:13:07 · 25 answers · asked by Anonymous

Dear ________________,
This letter was started by a woman much like yourself
in the hopes of bringing relief to other tired and dis-
contented women. Unlike most chain letters, this one does
not cost anything. Just send a copy of this letter to five
of your friends who are equally tired and discontent. Then,
bundle up your husband, boyfriend or boss, and send him to
the woman whose name appears at the top of this list and
add your name to the bottom of the list.
When your name comes to the top of the list you will
receive 16,877 men and one of them is bound to be better
than the one you already had!
DO NOT BREAK THE CHAIN......HAVE FAITH!!!
One woman broke the chain and got her own S.O.B back. At
this writing a friend of mine had already received 184 men;
they buried her yesterday, but it took three undertakers 36
hours to get the smile off her face, an two days to get her
legs together so they could close the coffin.
YOU MUST HAVE FAITH......
Sincerely,

A Liberated Woman

2007-11-27 01:12:55 · 19 answers · asked by Lady G 6

1) The Female Always Makes the Rules.
2) The Rules are subject to change at any time without prior notification.
3) No Male can possibly know all the Rules.
4) If the Female suspects the Male knows all the rules, she must immediately change some or all of the rules.
5) The Female is NEVER wrong.
6) If the Female is wrong, it is because of a flagrant Misunderstanding which was a direct result of something the Male did or said wrong.
7) If Rule 6 applies, the Male must apologize IMMEDIATELY for causing the Misunderstanding.
8) The Female can change her mind at any given point in time.
9) The Male must never change his mind without EXPRESS WRITTEN CONSENT from the Female.
10) The Female has every right to be Angry or Upset at any time.
11) The Male must remain Calm at ALL TIMES, unless the Female wants him to be Angry or Upset.
12) If th Female has PMS, all rules are null and void.

2007-11-27 01:06:39 · 11 answers · asked by Lady G 6

The TV sets in the large cedar cabinets with a 12" screen with a magnifier in front of it to make the picture seem larger?

2007-11-26 23:22:08 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous

2007-11-26 22:17:11 · 13 answers · asked by ⓑⓐⓨⓢⓐ ™ 6