Two Scotsman are touring Yorkshire and they decide they would like a pint and something to eat.
Being of the thrifty sort from Aberdeen, they don't want to get stung paying fancy prices for pub grub, so they stop off at a cornershop and buy a round of sandwiches each.
The go into a nice wee pub and order their beers and sit down. Just as they produce their sandwiches and start to eat them, the landlord bangs his fist on the counter.
"Oi, oi! You two! You are not allowed to eat your own sandwiches in here."
The Scotsman look at each other, shrug their shoulders...
...and swap their sandwiches!
2007-11-27 06:04:56 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Cultures & Groups ➔ Senior Citizens
Can I use that in my story? It sounds like something Balavan and one of his sons would do! LOL
2007-11-27 07:24:58 · answer #1 · answered by penny d 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
We see that everyday. People go to mcdonalds across the street and then bring it in to Subway and want to eat it there. I ask them is there no room to sit over there. And then have to sweep up the fries they drop all over the floor . Sometimes they feel guilty enough to buy some cookies. Most of the time not and even use the bathroom.grrrrr
2007-11-27 17:45:41 · answer #2 · answered by Aloha_Ann 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's funny. In Morro Bay, my friend and I brought sandwiches into eating places and ordered soup to go with them. We asked first. Nobody said "no". If someone does in the future, I now know what to say. Thanks for making me laugh.
2007-11-27 15:45:23 · answer #3 · answered by California Gal 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
That was smart thinking on their part. Loved the joke, very funny! LOL
2007-11-27 14:43:37 · answer #4 · answered by luvspbr2 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Cute,
2007-11-27 14:22:50 · answer #5 · answered by Southern Comfort 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Chuckles!!! Smart guys there!
2007-11-27 15:00:57 · answer #6 · answered by noonecanne 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
LOL...Thanks for the chuckle.....very good
2007-11-27 16:28:27 · answer #7 · answered by ♥ HOPE ♥ 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Love it, lol
2007-11-27 14:19:26 · answer #8 · answered by Roxy. 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I didn't know Stan and Ollie were Scots. --(YUK)
2007-11-27 15:29:06 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 0⤋
LOL...good one.
2007-11-27 14:27:10 · answer #10 · answered by ncgirl 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋