FOUR CATHOLIC LADIES
Four Catholic ladies are having coffee together. The first one tells her friends, "My son is a priest. When he walks into a room, everyone calls him 'Father'."
The second Catholic woman chirps, "My son is a Bishop. Whenever he walks into a room, people say, 'Your Grace'."
The third Catholic woman says smugly, "My son is a Cardinal. Whenever he walks into a room, people say, 'Your Eminence'."
The fourth Catholic woman sips her coffee in silence. The first three women give her this subtle "Well.....?"
She replies, "My son is a gorgeous, 6'2", hard bodied stripper. When he walks into a room, people say, 'Oh my God...'."
2007-11-27 04:17:36 · 32 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Cultures & Groups ➔ Senior Citizens
Funny! Laughing my a** off!
2007-11-27 04:23:11 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
MOTHER'S make their son's out to be so great because that's just how they want and wish that they would just grow up .every woman wants a great guy in there life ,who like their parents and love them as well mom want the sons to be better than their fathers and treat lady's very well because we missed out on that ,but it took me 50 yrs just to find out no matter what you want for your son they must want it too for them self .but the values that you put in them as they grow up they will use them one day .
2007-11-27 04:28:07 · answer #2 · answered by quatesha 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Love your joke. Seriously though my mother in law thinks her son (my husband) is a Saint. It makes me gag to hear her talk about what a great son is because I know he's not.
2007-11-27 04:23:24 · answer #3 · answered by cashew 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Hahaha. I'm going to tell my Catholic mother this.
2007-11-27 04:20:38 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Good lord Mum I wish you wouldn't embarrass me in Public like this Its hard enough going to mass in the nude as it is
2007-11-27 06:16:34 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
Because our sons are the greatest .....special bond between a mother and her son. You will see one day when you have your own son.
2007-11-27 05:12:52 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
LMAO--HERE YA GO:
4 CATHOLIC MEN WENT TO PLAY GOLF AND ONE SAID I HAD TO WASH AND DRY THE CLOTHES TO GET OUT HERE TODAY.
THE SECOND ONE SAID I HAD TO WASH THE CAR AND WATCH THE KIDS DURING THE IRON BOWL (ALABAMA AND AUBURN GAME) WHILE SHE WENT SHOPPING
THE THIRD ONE SAID I HAD TO PROMISE HER A NEW KITCHEN
THE FOURTH ONE SAT STILL AND ALL LOOKED AT HIM HE SAID I SET THE ALARM FOR 4AM AND TAPPED HER ON THE SHOULDER AND SAID SEX OR GOLF --AND I AM HERE.
2007-11-27 04:26:52 · answer #7 · answered by ahsoasho2u2 7 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Good One!
I bet they stuff dollars in his g-string too!!!!
Ha Ha Ha
Isn't it natural for mothers o brag about their children?
2007-11-27 04:27:13 · answer #8 · answered by Cid Young 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
nice one. i would like to think the other 3 conceded the fourth had won.
2007-11-27 04:21:59 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
"you're making me experience so youthful" Frank Sinatra i think of it may be an addorable selection. :) i think of its going to be my father/daughter dance, in spite of the incontrovertible fact that it may be acceptable for yours besides.
2016-09-30 05:43:37 · answer #10 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋