2007-11-27 05:13:33 · 29 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Cultures & Groups ➔ Senior Citizens
Mine is when you get your meal just delivered to your table and some one asks 'you gonna eat that'
2007-11-27 05:14:10 · update #1
Or when you open the door to enter or leave and some one says you gonna hold that open all day, duh, I just got here moron.
2007-11-27 06:09:53 · update #2
When I am working at my desk in my classroom on a Sunday evening and the school superintendent walks in and says, "Are you working?"
2007-11-27 10:27:00 · answer #1 · answered by Mountain Girl 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
When people ask a server in a restaurant is a particular dish good....I mean, come on, do you expect the server to say "No, actually it's the nastiest thing the chef has ever made!'...lol
When a 300 lb person has stepped on your foot and turns and asks "Oh, did I hurt you?'
When people call me at midnight and say 'Are you Awake?' - well I am now!
When people call me at home and say "Are you home?"...Nope that's my alter ego answering my HOME phone!'
When office nurses ask "So how are WE feeling today, Ms....?"
I wanna say - 'WE? - last time I looked I was not pregnant!'
When people come into my home for the first time and say "Oh you have a cat?' - DUH!..do they not believe their eyes when they see my 18 lb. Maine Coon?
2007-11-27 05:52:20 · answer #2 · answered by sage seeker 7 · 6⤊ 0⤋
These are all great answers but I have to agree with ChipMonk, the most STUPID question is " How are you Doing?"
Because most people really don't mean it, they use it as a form of salutation. So when people ask me now, even when I look sick or whatever, I say Wonderful! and it usually makes them take a second look! lol!
2007-11-27 07:57:16 · answer #3 · answered by Meeshmai 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
How are you ? -- no one wants to really know.-- It's nothing differ that hello on the telephone and expecting a like response.
Case in point, before my last retirement I was a window clerk, m y normal greeting was "good morning (or other time) how may I help you today ?" --- on a regular basis, the reply was "pretty good, and how are you"
2007-11-27 06:56:36 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
"You want fries with that?"
I'm currently disabled from MS, but worked as an outside sales person for years in the tech business. Whenever I'd close a sale......I'd ask the customer that tacky little question and they would break up laughing.
2007-11-27 05:24:47 · answer #5 · answered by jersey girl in exile 6 · 4⤊ 0⤋
My favorite is when I take my purchases to the store counter and stand there waiting to be rung up and the cashier finally comes over and asks, 'are you ready to check out now?' lol
2007-11-27 06:35:59 · answer #6 · answered by luvspbr2 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I agree with the others, "What are you doing", are you blind? what the hell does it look like I am doing!!
Are you cooking? No I am just standing at the stove boiling water for the hell of it.
Do you think he/she will like this? I don't even know them!
Are you going to eat you.......? No, I ordered it so it could sit on the plate.
People call my house and ask "Is this Waffle House?", I say sorry wrong number, then they aske ME to look it up....
2007-11-27 06:04:10 · answer #7 · answered by slk29406 6 · 6⤊ 0⤋
What are you doing?
Duh, washing dishes
Folding laundry
talking to you (phone)
or retort What does it look like I am doing?
2007-11-27 05:56:53 · answer #8 · answered by Southern Comfort 6 · 5⤊ 0⤋
when I called the veterinarian clinic to get out kitty neuter the receptionist ask is he a male or female
2007-11-27 05:41:21 · answer #9 · answered by Jan 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
When you ask the only other person in the room a question and they respond by saying "are you talking to me?"
2007-11-27 05:16:34 · answer #10 · answered by Gladys 6 · 6⤊ 0⤋