Senior Citizens

The old houses were lucky if they had 1 outlet per room and we had that plug in by the light bulb in the ceiling with extension cords hanging all over?

2007-11-26 02:43:20 · 9 answers · asked by Aloha_Ann 7

I looked around
The sky was interesting
The moon was in the white sky and the sun was going down

I looked around
There were comforters and comfortees
I was suppose to be a comforter

I looked around like a tourist
as if the funeral-to-be was a spectacle
I was in my role of observer
and I saw my co-worker’s white face
without makeup was still quite pretty
Did her grief add to or subtract from her beauty?

I saw the mounds of dirt
some with flowers and some without
I tried not to think what it meant
what those mounds of dirt meant

The wife of the dead man fainted
I had been told that she didn’t love her husband
Then I remembered my friend telling me
the dead man took too long to die
the family prayed for his death

2007-11-26 02:36:12 · 10 answers · asked by happy inside 6

I was in 1st grade and we thought it was so exciting. Even though we only got 3 channels.

2007-11-26 02:30:00 · 22 answers · asked by Aloha_Ann 7

Two married buddies are out drinking one night when one turns to the other and says, “You know, I don’t know what else to do Whenever I go home after we’ve been out drinking, I turn the headlights off before I get to the driveway. I shut off the engine and coast into the garage. I take my shoes off before I go into the house, I sneak up the stairs, I get undressed in the bathroom. I ease into bed and my wife STILL wakes up and yells at me for staying out so late!”

His buddy looks at him and says, “Well, you’re obviously taking the wrong approach. I screech into the driveway, slam the door, storm up the steps, throw my shoes into the closet, jump into bed, slap her on the butt and say, ‘You as horny as I am?’ … and she always acts like she’s sound asleep

2007-11-26 02:26:03 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous

And that horrible noise that came with it?

2007-11-26 02:19:42 · 12 answers · asked by Aloha_Ann 7

Two married buddies are out drinking one night when one turns to the other and says, “You know, I don’t know what else to do Whenever I go home after we’ve been out drinking, I turn the headlights off before I get to the driveway. I shut off the engine and coast into the garage. I take my shoes off before I go into the house, I sneak up the stairs, I get undressed in the bathroom. I ease into bed and my wife STILL wakes up and yells at me for staying out so late!”

His buddy looks at him and says, “Well, you’re obviously taking the wrong approach. I screech into the driveway, slam the door, storm up the steps, throw my shoes into the closet, jump into bed, slap her on the butt and say, ‘You as horny as I am?’ … and she always acts like she’s sound asleep

2007-11-26 02:18:19 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous

The Amorous Gorilla



A married couple visit the zoo, she is wearing a cute loose fitting revealing spring dress.

As they walk past the cages a large male gorilla obviously taken with her appearance

leaps onto the bars holding on with one hand and both feet he grunts and beats his chest

with his free hand.

The husband finds this amusing and urges her to give the gorilla a show.

She puckers her lips, bends forward and wiggles her bottom, her admirer goes apeshit.

Hubby suggests that she let one of her straps fall.

She does this and leaning towards the gorilla wobbles her chest from side to side,

the animal is just about ready to tear the cage bars down.

“Try lifting your dress up your thighs, and move a little closer” says the husband

and as she does he whips open the cage door and pushes her inside.

“ Now, try telling him you have a fu**ing headache.” He says

2007-11-26 02:12:05 · 27 answers · asked by Anonymous

I cannot seem to answer any questions, I get redirected

2007-11-26 02:11:20 · 17 answers · asked by slk29406 6

Where they used phrases and words from multiple songs and stuff to make a funny sort of interview or statement and had you rolling on the floor in laughter?

2007-11-26 02:01:45 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous

What are some of the weird things you would make that 'you' think people would want to buy?

2007-11-26 01:55:21 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous

Now they make them so you can`t cut the bottoms off and take off the labels and rinse them out and flatten. Did not mind doing all that and they took up so little space that way.

2007-11-26 01:50:27 · 7 answers · asked by Aloha_Ann 7

I admire you for your.........?
You make me...........?
When the Sun breaks through the clouds, I think of.........?
Why must we always be..........?
You are my friend but I wish.........?

2007-11-26 01:29:53 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous

2007-11-26 01:25:54 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous

2007-11-26 01:23:02 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous

Does Dec 7 get forgotten, with the Christmas season?

Why did Hitler's allies attack the USA...waking up a "sleeping giant"? Was WWII a righteous war?

Does December 7th make you stop and think? Was that the "9-11" of that generation?

Are you old enough to remember what happened on Dec 7th, 1941?

If you were alive then, do you remember where you were when you heard?

What were your thoughts and feelings at that time?

How do you feel NOW?!?

2007-11-26 01:19:18 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous

not to mention 'sides to middle'.

Then there's how many bushels in a peck, or chains in a furlong, or even (if asked) who discovered America. In my school days we'd have confidently answered Christopher Columbus. But now the 'right' answer could easily be Eric the Red when we all know it was Prince Madog anyway, or maybe St Brendan the Navigator?

How much 'useless' information is swimming about in our heads, and was it really worth the bother of learning it all in the firs place when it can only lead to confusion in later years, and an almost certain and humiliating defeat in 'who wants to be a millionaire?

2007-11-26 01:10:13 · 18 answers · asked by proud walker 7

The British only stopped wearing them after seeing American Films and when their wives realised there was an alternative!

2007-11-25 23:00:16 · 24 answers · asked by Anonymous

she is my buddy hailing from SA but putting up with OZ - and she has contacted me - but there is no way I can get through to her because she is dis-allowing IM and EMAIL.
If she were to pop into see our friend JILLY in the JIGGLY JUGS PUB - they could swap addresses and try that?
Do you think that would be a good idea?

2007-11-25 22:48:13 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous

A week of inspiration and morality on TV screens that are
filled with crime and violence the other 51.

Trying to explain to a bright four-year-old how it's possible
to pass 6 Santa Clauses in one block.

. When you get a dozen calendars in the mail... and on January 1st, you can't find a single one.

When you discover some idiot put a trunk on tree and decorations you stored so carefully last year.

Trying to wrap a bicycle so nobody can tell what it is.

. When you're surprised with a bunch of cards from the very
same people you wiped off your card list, this Christmas.

2007-11-25 20:56:17 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous

Took a while to go all the way back when, and remember.

2007-11-25 20:27:14 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous

she is stubborn and refuses help and it is hurting her terribly
the more it hurts her the meaner she is to else
she has hurt herself falling
gotton sick from not following doctors orders
plz
i am appealing to all you seniors out there
what can i do

2007-11-25 18:23:34 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous

seniorcitizens.com --- I took out the link since many dont like to click on links. Its is the senior version of Wiki. It has lots of good information including a store.

2007-11-25 17:18:07 · 11 answers · asked by ncgirl 6

I have been trying to change it to some thing for Christmas. I guess I forgot how to do it, I don't know. But it keeps telling me that I have to down load the Macromedia Flash Player (MFP). I do that and it does down load successfully, but still tells me to down load MFP every time. So please how do I change my avatar?

2007-11-25 16:46:36 · 13 answers · asked by SapphireB 6

I bet we have truly talented folks in here!

2007-11-25 16:09:39 · 30 answers · asked by Grace 5

Dumped again.
I guess its best if I bid Y/A an adieu, au revoir, auf Wiedersehen, adios, farewell, so-long - GOODBYE.

Never ask a question that has (1) an 'eff' and (2) an 'a' and (3)an 'arr' and (4) a 'tee' put together in such a manner as to form a word wth those four particular letters in the order given.

2007-11-25 15:34:59 · 16 answers · asked by TRAF 4

I am. How does that song go? Need a little reconise from my friends?

2007-11-25 15:15:12 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous

2007-11-25 15:12:32 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous

I just received an email from someone calling themselves Raven and saying I am going to be killed and this is no joke,. so I want to know which one of you is kicking over rocks and letting these loonies crawl out ?

2007-11-25 14:52:34 · 20 answers · asked by isotope2007 6

Please send up a prayer for my mom. She is having sudden involuntary movements that came out of no where. Doc appt. on Tuesday. Good night all

2007-11-25 14:50:02 · 35 answers · asked by Anonymous

"Look that up in your Funk & Wagnalls"

2007-11-25 14:35:22 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous