Two married buddies are out drinking one night when one turns to the other and says, “You know, I don’t know what else to do Whenever I go home after we’ve been out drinking, I turn the headlights off before I get to the driveway. I shut off the engine and coast into the garage. I take my shoes off before I go into the house, I sneak up the stairs, I get undressed in the bathroom. I ease into bed and my wife STILL wakes up and yells at me for staying out so late!”
His buddy looks at him and says, “Well, you’re obviously taking the wrong approach. I screech into the driveway, slam the door, storm up the steps, throw my shoes into the closet, jump into bed, slap her on the butt and say, ‘You as horny as I am?’ … and she always acts like she’s sound asleep
2007-11-26 02:18:19 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Cultures & Groups ➔ Senior Citizens
Yup, that would about do it!
2007-11-26 02:28:04 · answer #1 · answered by Susie Q 7 · 4⤊ 0⤋
My ex-husband, many years ago, used to come home drunk
often and I would be so upset and worried that he was dead in a ditch somewhere or something. I pleaded with him to call and let me know when he was going to be late. I used to jump his butt and yell at him to come home when he called. Once I did the opposite....when he called.....I was as sweet as pie.
I would say; " oh that's fine honey, you need a break, you work so hard, blah, blah, blah.." He never came home late again
for many years. He said I was so " understanding". Little did he know I wanted to kick his ars but wanted him home to have
supper with the kids more.
2007-11-26 13:27:34 · answer #2 · answered by Eve 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
That was worthy of a "hee hee" this morning. In real life the second man would have gotten HIS butt slapped and probably his face too. The dummy!!!!!
2007-11-26 10:54:59 · answer #3 · answered by Miz D 6 · 1⤊ 1⤋
That is too too funny. Would never work in this house though. If I was slapped out of a dead sleep I would probably come up swinging back.
2007-11-26 10:21:21 · answer #4 · answered by Aloha_Ann 7 · 3⤊ 1⤋
That is so funny. And true. The cure for an active sex life is marriage....(at least my marriages were). I've got to send that joke to my friends, especially my married men friends. Thank you for sharing.
2007-11-26 14:39:55 · answer #5 · answered by California Gal 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
As in ignore it and maybe it will go away. Or the liquor breathe nauseates her. Or I don't want to listen to the LLUB
TIHS,
2007-11-26 15:41:53 · answer #6 · answered by Moe 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Chuckles!!! I remember "playing" asleep before.
2007-11-26 10:39:04 · answer #7 · answered by noonecanne 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
This is a hoot!! I love getting slapped on my butt!!
2007-11-26 10:25:17 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
This is definitely the learning channel (chuckle)
2007-11-26 11:00:25 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
I met my husband at the door once and said DRUNK AGAIN and. he said me too EDIT that was many years ago
2007-11-26 10:39:49 · answer #10 · answered by Jan 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
I'd prefer the second man to come home to me.
2007-11-26 10:24:05 · answer #11 · answered by Southern Comfort 6 · 4⤊ 0⤋