Senior Citizens

I remember when Ali McGraw, Cheryl Tiegs and Cybil Shepherd graced the covers.

2007-11-25 14:28:45 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous

2007-11-25 14:00:17 · 22 answers · asked by Shortstuff13 7

while on holiday in NY and doing some shopping, some shops added tax, and some didn't? Why don't they tell you what the price is with the tax added already? It's very annoying. Sorry I know this is two questions.

2007-11-25 13:44:31 · 12 answers · asked by Yoda 4

movie Ghost Dad?
Did you think his name was funny?

2007-11-25 13:37:14 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous

2007-11-25 13:36:43 · 19 answers · asked by Nikki 3

2007-11-25 13:14:27 · 17 answers · asked by Oh Mama 1

know what it is?CHRISTMAS HAS BEEN CANCELED,and its all YOUR fault.You told Santa that you were GOOD THIS YEAR,and he died Laughing!pass this on to your grand kids.my question is do you believe it? i do

2007-11-25 12:43:35 · 15 answers · asked by alcaholicdemon 7

A Scotsmen and a Jewish man were having a magnificent meal at one of the finest restaurants in New York .At the end of the evening the waiter came over to present the check and a Scottish voice said "that's all right laddie just gae the check to me". The headlines in the local newspaper next day proclaimed "Jewish ventriloquist found beaten to death".

2007-11-25 12:26:11 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous

i have horrible old caged pensioners living above me,, this flat is terrible as the noise nuisance is bad and i can hear everything like if it was in the same flat, the pensioners above are absoultly horrible caged animals who try and take their miserable lives out on me, and they start tapping on the floor really late at night like 2am and they start to bang the cupboards and tap the floor with a coin and put coins on the floor to wake me up, i have banged hard back and im so fed up of this shitt and the contract doesnt end till march! what can i do to stop these caged mentally messed up old animals?

2007-11-25 12:21:33 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous

2007-11-25 12:08:47 · 6 answers · asked by gggggg 6

......in your memory from your childhood? Do you remember
then, your favorite present from back then? How old were you?

2007-11-25 11:45:16 · 18 answers · asked by Eve 5

.....your parents or grandparents made a lot of their own food
instead of buying it many years ago? I lived with my grandparents on a farm and they made our butter, sauer kraut,
soap etc.

2007-11-25 11:36:59 · 26 answers · asked by Eve 5

2007-11-25 11:34:08 · 24 answers · asked by LUCKY 4

and you could only take seven records with you what would they be? (You would have a good supply of batteries and a turntable too before anyone says anything)

2007-11-25 11:22:07 · 25 answers · asked by Yoda 4

and he granted you three wishes but they had to be things you could change about yourself, what would they be?

2007-11-25 11:19:21 · 31 answers · asked by Yoda 4

........wrist watches do you own? How many are working?

2007-11-25 11:17:07 · 21 answers · asked by Eve 5

Does it tick you off when someone has had their house burglarized and they say "I feel as if I have been raped?"

Dont you love people who sit waiting at a red light, until it turns green THEN they put on their signal light?

How about people who just idle up to the red light when you are behind them trying to get into the left turn lane, and that light is already green but you cant get past the idler ahead of you?

Those people who as soon as there is an accident want the speed limits lowered?

Drivers who think doing 10 kph BELOW the speed limit makes them safer drivers, when it makes them a hazard instead?

People who completely go nuts at xmas, max out their credit, never mind spend all their cash and then moan and complain until July about the bills, but then do it all over again the next xmas.

People who phone you xmas morning and say merry christmas guess what I got and list off all 200 items they received even the roll of life savers in their stocking.

2007-11-25 10:50:57 · 27 answers · asked by isotope2007 6

To me is seems as if time is standing still , seems like a lonely time and I just wish night time would hurry up and get here.

2007-11-25 09:51:16 · 25 answers · asked by ncgirl 6

should learn to speak the Scottish language?
Because the Scots have to learn English, but the English don't have to learn Scottish, so I am going to cry. Anyone like to join in.

2007-11-25 09:17:51 · 30 answers · asked by Anonymous

2007-11-25 08:43:24 · 31 answers · asked by Ryan T 1

This could also be Christmas Eve as well. I'm thinking alot of
people would rather be somewhere else, if their wish came
true, and the cost was paid for by someone else, if they
couldn't afford it. And you might add why this choice. I'm looking for some heart felt answers, not jokes, folks!

2007-11-25 08:42:05 · 37 answers · asked by Lynn 7

Aside from us all wanting peace, and our service people home, and all of the other turmoil resolved, this is the real
world. So I wanted to ask if you yourself, have a secret desire
or wish or present, you'd dearly like to have come to you? Just
this once, and it would make the happiest Christmas ever, just
for YOU!

2007-11-25 08:36:55 · 30 answers · asked by Lynn 7

one for you?i want to know How old is too old?my husband says i am to old to still be drinking a beer or two?my question is how old is to old to drink? i know a silly question.he says i look like a old fool when i drink to much.opinions please

2007-11-25 07:47:56 · 30 answers · asked by alcaholicdemon 7

2007-11-25 07:09:17 · 16 answers · asked by LUCKY 4

Tired of constantly being broke & stuck in an un-
happy marriage, a young husband decided to
solve both problems by taking out a large
insurance policy on his wife with himself
as the beneficiary, & then arranging to
have her killed.

A 'friend of a friend' put him in touch with
a nefarious dark-side underworld figure
who went by the name of 'Artie.' Artie
then explained to the husband
that his going price for snuffing
out a spouse was £5,000.

The husband said he was willing to pay that
amount, but that he wouldn't have any
cash on hand until he could collect
his wife's insurance money.

Artie insisted on being paid at least something
up front, so the man opened his purse,
displaying the single coin that
rested inside.

Artie sighed, rolled his eyes, & reluctantly
agreed to accept the 50p as down
payment for the dirty deed.

A few days later, Artie followed the man's wife
to the local Tesco store. There, he
surprised her in the produce department
& proceeded to strangle her with his
gloved hands & as the poor
unsuspecting woman drew
her last breath & slumped
to the floor.

The manager of the produce department stumbled
unexpectedly onto the murder scene. Unwilling to
leave any living witnesses behind, ol'Artie had no
choice but to strangle the produce manager
as well.

However, unknown to Artie, the entire proceedings
were captured by the hidden security cameras &
observed by the store's security guard, who
immediately called the police.

Artie was caught & arrested before he could even
leave the store. Under intense questioning at the
police station, Artie revealed the whole sordid
plan, including his unusual financial arrange-
ments with the hapless husband who was
also quickly arrested.

The next day in the newspaper,
the headline declared.............









(You're going to hate me for this . . )











"ARTIE CHOKES TWO FOR 50p
AT TESCO!"

2007-11-25 07:07:25 · 21 answers · asked by Diamond 7

"Gonna buy five copies for my mother." Great song, huh?
That's right, I wrote 'pitcher', not picture. I think its closer to the pronunciation used in the song.

2007-11-25 06:57:12 · 12 answers · asked by TRAF 4

The baby-boomers of America may have the most health-related problems of any generation. This due to cultural changes when they were young (50s mentality to 60's mentality), the shift in popular diet (the growing portion sizes), and the amount of overall products that have been introduced, including the drug and alcohol related substances. This said, America's current health care system will most likely be unable to support its graying citizens and support the incoming elderly poor of newer generations.

2007-11-25 06:56:45 · 13 answers · asked by Clerval 1

A woman is looking to re-enter the work force, now that her kids are all grown up. But before applying anywhere she goes tae the doctors' fae a wee physical before takin' oan a new joab. When she returns her hubby notices she's just bustin' wi' pride and all chuffed.

So he says; "What's all this about?"

She says, "I've just been tae the doctors' and he said I've got the body of a twenty year old, and the heart of a 16 year old".

To which her hubby fires back..."What about your 50 year old ***?"

"Your name never came up." She replies!

2007-11-25 06:47:02 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous

2007-11-25 06:19:50 · 21 answers · asked by Ruth 7

My dad lived 20 years longer than anyone thought..but when he lost his wife, he no longer wanted to live and died quickly. Do you think we dont die until we are ready?

2007-11-25 06:00:50 · 28 answers · asked by Anonymous