A woman is looking to re-enter the work force, now that her kids are all grown up. But before applying anywhere she goes tae the doctors' fae a wee physical before takin' oan a new joab. When she returns her hubby notices she's just bustin' wi' pride and all chuffed.
So he says; "What's all this about?"
She says, "I've just been tae the doctors' and he said I've got the body of a twenty year old, and the heart of a 16 year old".
To which her hubby fires back..."What about your 50 year old ***?"
"Your name never came up." She replies!
2007-11-25 06:47:02 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Cultures & Groups ➔ Senior Citizens
Chuckles Suzie!!!!!!!!! Can't wait to tell this one to my 50+ year old ***!
2007-11-25 07:03:59 · answer #1 · answered by noonecanne 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
I never understand sexist jokes like this It just goes to show that we poor men are the butt of women's strange humour and I bet the doctor was a women as well, I am off now to burn my Y-Fronts(seriously, does any body still wear them? I can't imagine why I ever did)
2007-11-25 22:39:57 · answer #2 · answered by inthedark 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Lol I just told my 50+ - - - He laughed too.. I called my sister. She was still giggling when we hung up
Suzie,Thank you for putting smiles on so many!
2007-11-25 09:57:46 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Appears that poor chap was truly the butt of the joke ((chuckle))
2007-11-25 10:56:58 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Good one Suzie.
2007-11-25 08:46:14 · answer #5 · answered by Aloha_Ann 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Hey thanks for sharing...Good One.
Note: I hate a man like this...
I bet you this lady did look nice and if he would have looked in mirror he probably looked like a wore out rodeo rider from the backside.
2007-11-25 06:59:42 · answer #6 · answered by Mustbe 6 · 2⤊ 1⤋
Hilarious but it is true in some homes.
2007-11-25 09:48:19 · answer #7 · answered by Southern Comfort 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
TES THEY DO COME BACK AROUND AND GOOD AS THE FIRST TIME--LMAO
2007-11-25 07:44:08 · answer #8 · answered by ahsoasho2u2 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I heard this one years ago but had forgotten it and you made me LOL. Thanks!
2007-11-25 06:55:13 · answer #9 · answered by Eve 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Thanks, that was cute!
2007-11-25 07:03:12 · answer #10 · answered by slk29406 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋