The Amorous Gorilla
A married couple visit the zoo, she is wearing a cute loose fitting revealing spring dress.
As they walk past the cages a large male gorilla obviously taken with her appearance
leaps onto the bars holding on with one hand and both feet he grunts and beats his chest
with his free hand.
The husband finds this amusing and urges her to give the gorilla a show.
She puckers her lips, bends forward and wiggles her bottom, her admirer goes apeshit.
Hubby suggests that she let one of her straps fall.
She does this and leaning towards the gorilla wobbles her chest from side to side,
the animal is just about ready to tear the cage bars down.
“Try lifting your dress up your thighs, and move a little closer” says the husband
and as she does he whips open the cage door and pushes her inside.
“ Now, try telling him you have a fu**ing headache.” He says
2007-11-26 02:12:05 · 27 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Cultures & Groups ➔ Senior Citizens
Thanks!
2007-11-26 02:19:13 · answer #1 · answered by slk29406 6 · 6⤊ 0⤋
An original line on an old, old joke I will smile all evening and tell it down the Pub.
2007-11-26 04:18:47 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Oh that was downright cruel! LOL - but Hey, maybe the gorilla turned out to be the 'better man' ?
2007-11-26 02:18:14 · answer #3 · answered by sage seeker 7 · 6⤊ 0⤋
But, she left her headache(her husband) on the outside of the cage!
2007-11-26 02:18:11 · answer #4 · answered by Harley Lady 7 · 5⤊ 0⤋
I comprehend it. i did no longer giggle, yet however, my thoughts left me fourteen years in the past. through how, i'm fourteen. some might evaluate me a toddler. i'm sorry if I broke a rule.
2016-10-18 04:10:49 · answer #5 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I did not know if I should laugh or not. In the end my humour won
2007-11-26 03:31:32 · answer #6 · answered by Scouse 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
OOh fisherman that is naughty but hilarious. I loved that. Hope you dont get in trouble.
2007-11-26 02:15:33 · answer #7 · answered by Aloha_Ann 7 · 6⤊ 0⤋
First laugh of the day..thanks.
2007-11-26 02:17:35 · answer #8 · answered by dawn 3 · 4⤊ 0⤋
That was pretty good Fish, but I bet your wife didn't appreciate it?
2007-11-26 03:09:19 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Naughty but nice.
2007-11-26 02:18:56 · answer #10 · answered by D 7 · 6⤊ 0⤋
That's a doozie -- & me not living close to a zoo -- dang ! (guffaw)
2007-11-26 02:58:20 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋