Two married buddies are out drinking one night when one turns to the other and says, “You know, I don’t know what else to do Whenever I go home after we’ve been out drinking, I turn the headlights off before I get to the driveway. I shut off the engine and coast into the garage. I take my shoes off before I go into the house, I sneak up the stairs, I get undressed in the bathroom. I ease into bed and my wife STILL wakes up and yells at me for staying out so late!”
His buddy looks at him and says, “Well, you’re obviously taking the wrong approach. I screech into the driveway, slam the door, storm up the steps, throw my shoes into the closet, jump into bed, slap her on the butt and say, ‘You as horny as I am?’ … and she always acts like she’s sound asleep
2007-11-26 02:26:03 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Cultures & Groups ➔ Senior Citizens
Flynn said, "Why do you say such a mean thing? " Well, "
Mary said, "it could be the open front door, it could be the broken glass at the
bottom of the stairs, it could be the drops of blood trailing through
the house, it could be your bloodshot eyes, but mostly.....it's
all those Band-Aids stuck on the hall mirror!".
2007-11-26 02:27:04 · update #1
Isn't this a duplicate? seems I already answered this one ?????
2007-11-26 02:35:59 · answer #1 · answered by sage seeker 7 · 2⤊ 1⤋
Irishman, Married man, Butcher or Baker -- the punch gets you right in the kidneys -- I gotta p
2007-11-26 11:07:43 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hahaha! Band aids on the mirror!!!!! Chuckles!
2007-11-26 10:42:51 · answer #3 · answered by noonecanne 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Yep, and nobody took the bandaids down even after I sobered up either.
2007-11-26 10:59:47 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
2 of my exes were drunks. that brings back memories. haha
2007-11-26 10:35:43 · answer #5 · answered by Aloha_Ann 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
funny have not hered that joke in along time
2007-11-26 10:36:39 · answer #6 · answered by kp 5 · 3⤊ 0⤋
I'm sharing this one too! lol
2007-11-26 12:49:51 · answer #7 · answered by penny d 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny and so true.
GOD BLESS
2007-11-26 10:32:09 · answer #8 · answered by TCC Revolution 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋