Senior Ladies - did you ever post The Rules on your fridge?

Question

1) The Female Always Makes the Rules.
2) The Rules are subject to change at any time without prior notification.
3) No Male can possibly know all the Rules.
4) If the Female suspects the Male knows all the rules, she must immediately change some or all of the rules.
5) The Female is NEVER wrong.
6) If the Female is wrong, it is because of a flagrant Misunderstanding which was a direct result of something the Male did or said wrong.
7) If Rule 6 applies, the Male must apologize IMMEDIATELY for causing the Misunderstanding.
8) The Female can change her mind at any given point in time.
9) The Male must never change his mind without EXPRESS WRITTEN CONSENT from the Female.
10) The Female has every right to be Angry or Upset at any time.
11) The Male must remain Calm at ALL TIMES, unless the Female wants him to be Angry or Upset.
12) If th Female has PMS, all rules are null and void.

Answer 1

I may just print that out to hang on the bathroom mirror...

I once put a message in a sealed sandwich bag, & taped it to the underside of the lavatory's lid, which read:

"PLEASE put me DOWN when you're done...
I get tired of standing all day!"

That brought chuckles I could hear all the way out in the living room! Plus, I found the lid down, on my next visit. (;

Answer 2

confident, extra suitable than as quickly as, and that's a brilliant question for bringing interest to it, for a manner long this is long gone on, with the aid of fact it nonetheless happens. possibly it consistently will, from those particular forms of people who do it. no longer basically adult males-to-females, the two -- over those comparable years i've got heard females fantasize approximately adult males. i think of it' a competent thought to start the learning youthful, elevating infants. that's a complicated ingredient to teach. Such shady aspects. The incidents I bear in mind are nonetheless stark, regardless of each thing this time. I bear in mind my earliest and familiar. It became right into a guy observing me coming down a protracted corridor, leaning against a door jamb. no longer something i ought to do yet shop coming. via the time I have been given there i became into so mad I suggested some thing i assumed might embarrass him lower back, too youthful to comprehend what to assert. yet he had a comeback that made me even madder, even although I only saved strolling with that outrage. Now i comprehend what i might have suggested if i might found out early adequate. "Do you have a daughter you're elevating? A sister, a mom, a cousin you like? Do you wait for the day this occurs to her?"

Answer 3

I have the top ten reasons a Harley is better than a man on my fridge. LOL

Answer 4

And the man always gets the last words and they are as follows" yes dear"

Answer 5

Thanks Lady G , these were really funny. In my younger years, #12 was is affect for at least six months of the year . LOL
Being post menopausal has one advantage at least.
Thanks for the chuckle!

Answer 6

LOL - cute! Wish I had these back when there was a MALE in the house, other than Mr. Tony [who can't read! lol]

Answer 7

LOL.....I never heard those before....If I did I would have made a life-size plaque in each room.

Answer 8

Pulllleeeeeeez ! if it ain't committed to memory, it don't count -- fair is fair.

Answer 9

Yes and it just goes to show if we ain't happy nobody is happy!

Answer 10

You forgot one:
I thought I was wrong once, but I was wrong!!!!