An escaped convict broke into a house and tied up a young couple who had been sleeping in the bedroom.
As soon as he had a chance, the husband turned to his voluptuous young wife, bound up on the bed in a skimpy nightgown, and whispered, "Honey, this guy hasn't seen a woman in years.
Just cooperate with anything he wants. If he wants to have sex with you, just go along with it and pretend you like it. Our lives depend on it."
"Dear," the wife hissed, spitting out her gag, "I'm so relieved you feel that way, because he just told me he thinks you are really cute!"
2007-11-27 09:16:41 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Cultures & Groups ➔ Senior Citizens
ROFLMAO, that is a GREAT one, thanks again
2007-11-27 09:27:12 · answer #1 · answered by slk29406 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
responsible sure(that's once you're wholesome), because of the fact our habit is controlled by way of employing a million guy or woman, ourselves. to blame NO, human beings in lots of circumstances do no longer understand the finished results of what they do, so as that they are in lots of circumstances as shocked how undesirable issues went, because of the fact the individuals they wronged.
2016-09-30 06:05:02 · answer #2 · answered by quellette 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Absolutely! I feel that we all jump to a swift and speedy conclusion. It is one of the character defects I am working on.
2007-11-27 10:51:59 · answer #3 · answered by Dave 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Just want you to know Suzie that all your jokes I copy and take to the local OAP home. They love a good laugh.
Thank you. x
2007-11-28 04:16:21 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
OT OH!!!!!!! for the hubby, yikes that's yuckey. I agree that situations are not always what we think.
2007-11-27 09:26:58 · answer #5 · answered by denise g 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
You never know, to each his own. I hope he practiced what he preached. How's that working for you.
2007-11-28 07:53:49 · answer #6 · answered by Moe 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Oh geeez hold on, it's gonna be a rough ride ! (chuckle)
2007-11-28 01:18:48 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Uh-Oh I think he didn`t see that one coming.
2007-11-27 10:07:12 · answer #8 · answered by Aloha_Ann 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Too funny!! Chuckles to you!
2007-11-27 10:01:58 · answer #9 · answered by noonecanne 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
always expect the unexpected
2007-11-27 10:01:10 · answer #10 · answered by Diamond 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
You made me laugh, good one!
2007-11-27 11:25:55 · answer #11 · answered by SandyO 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋