With the help of a fertility specialist, a 65 year old woman has a baby. All her relatives come to visit and meet the newest member of their family. When they ask to see the baby, the 65 year old mother says, "Not yet."
A little later they ask to see the baby again. Again the mother says, "Not yet."
Finally they say, "When can we see the baby?"
And the mother says, "When the baby cries."
So they ask, "Why do we have to wait until the baby cries?"
The new mother says, "I forgot where I put it."
2007-11-27 11:19:17 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Cultures & Groups ➔ Senior Citizens
Another corker, you're on a roll! Don't know what my excuse will have been then coz when I had our first daughter I went shopping and the shop I went into had entrances both ends. I went in one entrance and out the other. This was when we had to leave prams outside due to their size. (We had a big coach built pram) I was halfway home when I bumped into a friend who asked me who was babysitting......OMG I rushed back to Woolworths and lucky for me the pram and baby were still where I'd left them!! Whenever I went out after that especially when I couldn't take the pram in I kept saying over and over in my head "don't forget the pram/don't forget the baby" lol. That was when I was 26. xx
2007-11-28 00:42:24 · answer #1 · answered by ? 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I actually thought this was a legitimate question, very funny, nailed me again. But if it happened for real I would have said if an 11 year old can have a baby....
2007-11-27 11:23:23 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Like it a lot, behind every good joke there is a sad truth. But its still funny
2007-11-27 16:31:42 · answer #3 · answered by inthedark 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Toll! Ich liebe es!
2007-11-27 11:23:33 · answer #4 · answered by Fabian19 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
she needs to install a alarm system on the newbe with a remote control -- no that would not work -- she could not find the remote!!!
2007-11-27 11:27:55 · answer #5 · answered by mister ed 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Oh no, say it isnt so. Wait til it cries. hahahaha
2007-11-27 11:46:21 · answer #6 · answered by Aloha_Ann 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
well it`s a 101% joke one of the best.lol
2007-11-27 11:24:56 · answer #7 · answered by HaSiCiT Bust A Tie A1 TieBusters 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
great....i was feeling down...that one realy cheered me up. i can relate to that being a 68yo....love it....thanks heaps.....seamanab x
2007-11-28 01:42:11 · answer #8 · answered by seamanab 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Now that's funny ! !
2007-11-28 01:32:01 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
LOL LOL LOL..........thats REALLY funny...I love all your jokes
2007-11-27 21:12:37 · answer #10 · answered by ♥ HOPE ♥ 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋