policeman pulls over a driver for swerving in and out of lanes on the highway. He tells the guy to blow a breath into a breathalyzer.
“I can’t do that, officer.”
“Why not?”
“Because I’m an asthmatic. I could get an asthma attack if I blow into that tube.”
“Okay, we’ll just get a urine sample down at the station.”
“Can’t do that either, officer.”
“Why not?”
“Because I’m a diabetic. I could get low blood sugar if I pee in a cup.”
“Alright, we could get a blood sample.”
“Can’t do that either, officer.”
“Why not?”
“Because I’m a hemophiliac. If I give blood I could die.”
“Fine then, just walk this white line.”
“Can’t do that either, officer.”
“Why not?”
“Because I’m drunk.”
2007-11-27 06:26:30 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Cultures & Groups ➔ Senior Citizens
Loved it Fisherman!
2007-11-27 07:28:44 · answer #1 · answered by penny d 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Great story!!! I did get pulled over once when I had a work crew of mentally retarded adults that I was taking to a job. One young man sitting in front said to the officer, "Hi, Mr. Policeman!" in a very funny voice; the officer didn't realize the fellow was disabled; thought he was being a smart aleck, so I got a ticket... But! I pulled a cop over once! He passed me on a double yellow line on a bridge and I was so upset, I followed him til he stopped for gas. I proceeded to tell him that he endangered several lives.
2007-11-27 18:20:21 · answer #2 · answered by Mountain Girl 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Very good.
But....is this a question??? You sucked me right in.
At first I thought, 'he has got to be kidding...have I ever been pulled over?'
I did get pulled over yesterday.
I turned the corner near my home on my way to the freeway and there was this REALLY slow car in front of me (its a neighborhood street--but this guy was going 5 mph). I got irritated, so I honked at him [not usual for me] and he pulled over.
I accelerated down to the bottom of the hill--one-half block, rolled thru the stop sign, turned the corner, rolled the 30 feet to the next stop sign and rolled through that. One half block later, as I was turning onto the freeway entrance I saw lights flashing behind me ...omagosh, what did I do?
I pulled over, and the cop proceded to chew me out for not stopping at the stop signs and honking at a police officer.!!...?..!!!?!!
[I had no idea he was a cop-honest] then he stomped back to his car and I thought he was going to give me a ticket, instead he sped away!!!
2007-11-27 16:05:11 · answer #3 · answered by Ravenfeather 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
I have, I was coming back from my sisters really late and these police thought they would pick on me, so I got pulled. The police got a hell of a fright though when one stuck his head through the window and was met by 3 massive snarling dogs, that they had woken up. lol.
2007-11-27 15:03:01 · answer #4 · answered by Roxy. 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
My mother-in-law and sister-in-law drove here to Va from Missouri last week. Sis-in-law got stopped someplace in KY for doing 8 over the limit. She gave the officer her license and the registration to the car. Since my mother-in-law is 'up in age', she had entered on the registration "TOD" with my sis-in-law's first initial and last name as well as HER(mom's) name. TOD stands for TRANSFER ON DEATH (means my sis-in-law gets the car free and clear when mom dies). The officer wanted to know why the car was registered to (mom-in-law) and TOD J. R(last name). My sis-in-law did her best not to laugh at the poor trooper! She now calls herself TOD. hahahaha
Oh, well, guess you had to be there. WE thought it was funny!
2007-11-27 20:49:21 · answer #5 · answered by AmericanPatriot 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Chuckles!! I can't walk a straight line when I'm sober!
Love that story Isotope!
2007-11-27 15:12:54 · answer #6 · answered by noonecanne 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Very cute.Leave it to a senior to get a good laugh.
2007-11-27 16:31:18 · answer #7 · answered by Sugar 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I swear, I only had 2 beers.
2007-11-27 14:57:20 · answer #8 · answered by 2jaxx 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hysterical! Sounds like one of the shows on "Cops"
2007-11-27 14:51:13 · answer #9 · answered by slk29406 6 · 2⤊ 1⤋
True story, pulled over by a cop, he comes up to my car and says "you're flying pretty low arent you? Can I see your pilots license?" Big smart *** grin. I say "sure hang on while I find it" Hand it to him. He says "whats this?" I say "My pilots license you asked if you could see it" Big grin.
He gave me a warning, and I bet he wont be using that line again.
2007-11-27 14:41:03 · answer #10 · answered by isotope2007 6 · 5⤊ 3⤋