have you ever had a rough plane fide?

Question

A plane was taking off from Kennedy Airport. After it reached a comfortable cruising altitude, the captain made an announcement over the intercom.

"Ladies and gentlemen, this is your captain speaking. Welcome to Flight 293, nonstop from New York to Los Angeles. The weather ahead is good and therefore we should have a smooth and uneventful flight. Now, please sit back and relax... Oh my god!"

The passengers sat in silence, waiting for terrible news.

Then, the captain came back on the intercom and said "Ladies and Gentlemen, I am so sorry if I scared you earlier, but while I was talking, the flight- attendant brought me a cup of coffee and spilled the hot coffee in my lap. You should see the front of my pants!"

A passenger in Coach said, "That's nothing. You should see the back of mine!"

Answer 1

Shouldn't you be at work? And since when is Texas a country?

Answer 2

North Western flight - the captain comes on the mike with a real y'all good old alabama boy accent (no offense intended) and says "ladies and gentlemen w'all be landing in San Fransisco in about 15 minutes, the weather is balmy with slight winds out of the --- from up here we can see the beautiful Golden Gate bridge --'

And everyone is looking at each other saying "holy f -- arent we supposed to be landing in Vancouver?"

A few minutes later the captain comes back on and says "Ladies and Gentlemen w'all be landing in Vancouver in about 15 minutes, the weather is balmy -- blah blah and from up here we can see the beautiful Lions Gate bridge"

Dont know what they were serving the cockpit that day -

Answer 3

I was flying from Chicago to Florida and we had been in flight for 30 minutes when the pilot announced that we were returning to Chicago because it was possible that the hydraulics had gone out. We were taught all the emergency procedures during the rest of the trip and as we landed we were surrounded by many emergency vehicles. We landed safely, fortunately. When we were able to relax a passenger up front said "aren't you glad we used Dial"?

Answer 4

Funny story. A friend and I flew from Oahu to Kauai on one of those day trips on a really older model Boeing airplane. It might have been a 707, can't really remember. We were served coffee but never tasted a sip because of the horrible bumpy ride. That was the worst airplane ride I ever had and I almost kissed the ground when we landed.

Answer 5

Good story Fisherman.
Reminds me of a flight from Atlanta to Miami many years ago I was on that was so rough that the crew members also needed 'burp bags', then they offered all the passengers 'vouchers' to have dinner in their restaurant once we landed.

Haven't flown that airline since that flight.

Answer 6

LOL

I'll never forget the plane ride when I first flew here to Texas. It was so bumpy, the stewardess actually fell right into a passengers lap, spilling a tray of food on him. I could hardly stand and walk when we landed because my knees were so weak and wobbly.

Answer 7

LOL....that's almost as bad as a real story ... I was on a plane when it got waylaid at the gate before takeoff due to a fluid leak of some kind. They fixed it....then after take off the pilot told us it had been a fuel leak and said " Good thing they found it or we wouldn't have made it and would have dropped right out of the sky!'

YES he said that - AA flight....I now fly USaIR

Answer 8

Dang Fishereman! This is like the others. They should have a 'Do Not Consume Food Or Drink While Reading' warning. lol

Answer 9

That's a good one but what's a "fide?" You have a new look. Plastic surgery? LOL


Debi C. Are we talking about the same joke?

Answer 10

Ha, Ha, ! I hate flying, so nice to read funny jokes in the morning.