Find out what may really mean when they say...
"I'M GOING FISHING"
Means: "I'm going to drink myself dangerously stupid,and stand by a stream with a stick in my hand, while the fish swim by in complete safety."
"IT'S A GUY THING"
Means: "There is no rational thought pattern connected with it, and you have no chance at all of making it logical".
"CAN I HELP WITH DINNER?"
Means: "Why isn't it already on the table?"
"UH HUH," "SURE, HONEY," OR "YES, DEAR..."
Means: Absolutely nothing. It's a conditioned response.
"IT WOULD TAKE TOO LONG TO EXPLAIN"
Means: "I have no idea how it works."
"I WAS LISTENING TO YOU. IT'S JUST THAT I HAVE THINGS ON MY MIND."
Means: "I was wondering if that redhead over there is wearing a bra."
"TAKE A BREAK HONEY, YOU'RE WORKING TOO HARD".
Means: "I can't hear the game over the vacuum cleaner."
"THAT'S INTERESTING, DEAR."
Means: "Are you still talking?"
"YOU KNOW HOW BAD MY MEMORY IS."
Means: "I remember the theme song to 'F Troop', the address of the first girl I ever kissed, and the vehicle identification numbers of every car I've ever owned, but I forgot your birthday."
"I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT YOU, AND GOT YOU THESE ROSES".
Means: "The girl selling them on the corner had great ****."
"OH, DON'T FUSS, I JUST CUT MYSELF, IT'S NO BIG DEAL."
Means: "I have actually severed a limb, but will bleed to death before I admit that I'm hurt."
"HEY, I'VE GOT MY REASONS FOR WHAT I'M DOING".
Means: "And I sure hope I think of some pretty soon."
"I CAN'T FIND IT."
Means: "It didn't fall into my outstretched hands, so I'm completely clueless."
"WHAT DID I DO THIS TIME?"
Means: "What did you catch me at?"
"I HEARD YOU."
Means: "I haven't the foggiest clue what you just said, and am hoping desperately that I can fake it well enough so that you don't spend the next three days yelling at me."
"YOU KNOW I COULD NEVER LOVE ANYONE ELSE"
Means: "I am used to the way you yell at me, and realize it could be worse."
"YOU LOOK TERRIFIC"
Means: "Please don't try on one more outfit, I'm starving."
"I'M NOT LOST. I KNOW EXACTLY WHERE WE ARE."
Means: "No one will ever see us alive again."
"WE SHARE THE HOUSEWORK"
Means: "I make the messes, she cleans them up."
2007-11-28 02:19:50 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Cultures & Groups ➔ Senior Citizens
And everyone are sooooo true! lol
2007-11-28 02:29:14 · answer #1 · answered by penny d 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
These things mean that a man is going to get one of these responses from a woman.
9 WORDS WOMEN USE
1. FINE: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.
2. FIVE MINUTES: If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes, if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.
3. NOTHING: This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine.
4. GO AHEAD: This is a dare, not permission. Don't do it!
5. LOUD SIGH: This is actually not a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to #3 for the meaning of nothing.)
6. THAT'S OKAY: This is one of the most dangerous statements a woman can make to a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.
7. THANKS: A woman is thanking you, do not question, or faint. Just say you're welcome.
8. WHATEVER: Is a woman's way of saying %#$* YOU!
9. DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT , I GOT IT: Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking "What's wrong?". For the woman's response refer to #3.
2007-11-28 03:12:08 · answer #2 · answered by grahod 4 · 4⤊ 0⤋
Every brain cell in his head might explode if you asked him to do a chore. Usually it means I'm going out to do whatever.....you can kick my can and scream later. I forgot about tune-out and selective hearing.
2007-11-28 19:56:21 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well, Dearie, aren't you just wonderful!
I've had ALL of these thrown at me by at least one man in my life over the years......
Could be why I live alone!?
Great thoughts, and bless your little heart for knowing exactly what they mean.
2007-11-28 04:16:32 · answer #4 · answered by MAGGIE MAE 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Those are the facts for sure!!! And Steve McQueen all in one shot! Yahoo!!!!! And good morning everyone!
2007-11-28 04:04:56 · answer #5 · answered by Grace 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
If a man is on his boat at sea and speaks to himself out loud, is he still wrong?
2007-11-28 02:49:07 · answer #6 · answered by Cheryl 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
oh u forgot " i going out with the boys"
Means: i have to be with my other woman tonight but my boys will cover 4 me
2007-11-28 02:39:42 · answer #7 · answered by preciouskity 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Oh....every ONE of them absolutely true! Good going Fisherman...speaking of which, is THAT why you call yourself that?
2007-11-28 03:09:15 · answer #8 · answered by Susie Q 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Every man knowing exactly where he
is at all times.....is why ON STAR
WAS INVENTED. (and the new
gps auto devices.)
2007-11-28 16:39:42 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Passing out dictionaries ? - is nothing sacred to MANkind ?
2007-11-28 03:09:53 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋