A man and a woman were having dinner in a fine restaurant. Their waitress, taking another order at a table a few paces away noticed that the man was slowly sliding down his chair and under the table, with the woman acting unconcerned.
The waitress watched as the man slid all the way down his chair and out of sight under the table. Still, the woman dining across from him appeared calm and unruffled, apparently unaware that her dining companion had disappeared.
After the waitress finished taking the order, she came over to the table and said to the woman, "Pardon me, ma'am, but I think your husband just slid under the table."
The woman calmly looked up at her and replied firmly, "No he didn't. He just walked in the door."
2007-11-28 02:56:28 · 29 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Cultures & Groups ➔ Senior Citizens
Hy Mike J,
So sorry I made a mistake in my grammar, are you going to report me or give me 100 lashes? I think I would have the lashes given by your own fair hand.
PS Let me know if I make another mistake, you have me in tizzy now ha ha ha.
2007-11-28 04:33:39 · update #1
Ok... I want the rest of that story!!
2007-11-28 03:04:06 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Great Joke! I'd hate to be the guy under the table when the hubby sat down.
2007-11-28 03:33:40 · answer #2 · answered by RT 66 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
A question for you: how could she just sit there all that time, and not either ask the man sitting across from her to leave, or call the waitress to intercede?
Was she suffering from catatonia schizophrenia? Or was she just in her normal state of reality denial?
Sure glad I didn't marry her: poor husband.
Wotan
2007-11-28 03:34:18 · answer #3 · answered by Alberich 7 · 2⤊ 1⤋
That's great Suzie S, and Yes! in answer to your Q my partner has taken me out to dinner ONCE during the last 4 years! Beat that anybody!!
2007-11-28 04:18:03 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
AS always Susie, you pick the most delightful stories to tell. Bravo! A thank you and a star!
2007-11-28 04:54:22 · answer #5 · answered by slk29406 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
I did`nt think anyone saw me go under the table ! lol
2007-11-28 03:09:09 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
That's was a riot!!! I can't wait to call my kids and tell them.
Here's your rightly deserved star.
2007-11-28 05:01:02 · answer #7 · answered by Eve 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
You mean that guy isn't the official fork retriever the wife said he was ? (yuk)
2007-11-28 04:48:24 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha Ha Ha I don`t think
2007-11-28 03:17:46 · answer #9 · answered by DAVID H 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Thank you for the giggle - I shall foward this one to all my friends!
2007-11-28 03:04:31 · answer #10 · answered by Away With The Fairies 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋