Senior Citizens

Talking about asking questions and answering them?

2007-11-14 12:09:54 · 19 answers · asked by Telma G 2

Thats what my friend calls it, (someone to keep track of your stuff for you)

Basically someone to follow you around picking up the stuff you forget and leave behind? Locating everything you have misplaced ? Picking up the stuff you drop as you go through the day and dont notice that you did? Like your gloves? your shopping list? etc? :-)

2007-11-14 12:06:28 · 22 answers · asked by isotope2007 6

2007-11-14 12:05:53 · 6 answers · asked by Telma G 2

2007-11-14 12:00:06 · 17 answers · asked by Telma G 2

That is, a wreath on the grill, hanging ornaments on the rear view mirror, or stencils on the windows?

2007-11-14 11:41:16 · 22 answers · asked by Anonymous

2007-11-14 11:39:23 · 30 answers · asked by Telma G 2

2007-11-14 11:37:40 · 24 answers · asked by Anonymous

Safe as in no liquor

2007-11-14 11:36:20 · 28 answers · asked by Anonymous

2007-11-14 11:34:34 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous

2007-11-14 11:30:51 · 25 answers · asked by Anonymous

I fell backwards (tripping over a stool) while trying to hang shower curtains. I hit my head but it was nothing serious. Felt so foolish.

2007-11-14 11:15:02 · 30 answers · asked by Anonymous

He will stand trial.

2007-11-14 11:13:16 · 25 answers · asked by Anonymous

Then the longer versions came out (i.e., 10 to 15 minutes). Did you have to rest from dancing after 5 minutes? The record I am thinking of is "Get Ready" by Rare Earth.

2007-11-14 11:04:55 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous

Mine was brussel sprouts. I trying to acquire a taste for red peppers eaten raw right now.

2007-11-14 10:58:23 · 24 answers · asked by Anonymous

"I told you I was ill"?

2007-11-14 10:50:37 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous

store yesterday? I swear it could have been her twin?
After a few answers, I will tell you.

2007-11-14 10:41:09 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous

or is it paranoia, or maybe I did something awful in a previous life. This year especially, every time I get some spare cash, a bill arrives(correction, I don't get bills I get williams) or something breaks down(which seems to happen in three's),and every time I get some time off, I get ill until it is time to go to work. Today, helping number one son move house, I go and sprain my ankle. Guess what ? I have a week off now and had planned all sorts, but have been scuppered.Perhaps I have offended the Gods in some way. Off to sacrifice a goat. (Not really. Ran out of goats!) Am I alone?

2007-11-14 10:39:47 · 22 answers · asked by Yoda 4

2007-11-14 10:30:25 · 32 answers · asked by Anonymous

My favorite was Three Billy Goats Gruff. It taught me:
1. Don't be greedy.
2. No matter how tough you think you are, there's always someone bigger and badder out there, who's more than happy to kick your butt!!

2007-11-14 10:27:26 · 11 answers · asked by judy b 4

Serious question. I do and will always continue to do so. As Christmas time approaches, spare a thoght for those who can't afford anything, let alone, a Christmas dinner. Some suggestions.
1) Buy a small toy for the Salvation Army, they distribute to poor children at Christmas.
2) Send a Christmas Card to some "Retirement Homes" , even if you don't know anyone there.
3) Take a toy to Church, to be given to any poor families with children.
All ideas welcome?

2007-11-14 10:26:04 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous

Some of my favorites were:
Courageous Cat and Minute Mouse
Speed Racer
Underdog
Magilla Gorilla (once you get the theme song in you head its with you all day!)
Scooby Doo

2007-11-14 09:35:51 · 28 answers · asked by judy b 4

on books that were popular one or two hundred years ago or more? Why don't they use contemporary literature that is in vogue today? Why must the continually bore the children with tripe that has no bearing on the literary market today?

2007-11-14 09:29:32 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous

Have ever just walk around in a mall or public place with a unlit cigarette in your mouth just to see how many people will make a comment to you

2007-11-14 09:09:06 · 14 answers · asked by gggggg 6

2007-11-14 08:54:56 · 8 answers · asked by innosa 2

What would you bring that would reflect your absolute best culinary efforts, or what YOU like the most?

I would make a chocolate stout triple layer cake.

2007-11-14 08:52:51 · 26 answers · asked by Grace 5

Get two women who love to shop, who have a definite need to shop. Glue a credit card with unlimited spending on it in the middle of the ring and ring the bell to start?

2007-11-14 08:40:56 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous

Dear Lord

So far today I am doing alright

I have not gossiped, lost my temper, been greedy,grumpy, nasty, selfish or self indulgent.
I have not whined, complained, cursed or eaten any chocolate.
I have charged nothing on my credit card.


But I will be getting out of bed in a minute and I think I really will need your help then!

Amen

2007-11-14 07:40:10 · 36 answers · asked by ? 5

I am over retirement age but work 30hrs a week 'cos I want to. My Partner is at home all day and during the last 3 years has yet to finish the bedroom, the bathroom, the shed lighting and wiring, the..... I could go on and on. Suffice it to say I am more than a little p....., peeved about this!
I have offered to help but he says No, he will do it tomorrow and never does. What can I do?

2007-11-14 07:30:42 · 37 answers · asked by Anonymous

A couple was dressed and ready to go out for the evening. They turned on a night light, turned the answering machine on the phone line, covered their pet parakeet and put the cat in the backyard. They phoned the local cab company and requested a taxi. The taxi arrived and the couple opened the front door to leave their house. The cat they had put out into the yard scoots back into the house. They don't want the cat shut in the house because "she" always tries to eat the bird. The wife goes out to the taxi while the husband goes inside to get the cat. The cat runs upstairs, the man in hot pursuit. The wife doesn't want the driver to know the house will be empty. She explains to the taxi driver that her husband will be out soon. "He's just going upstairs to say goodbye to my mother." A few minutes later, the husband gets into the cab.. "Sorry I took so long," he says, as they drive away. "She was hiding under the bed. Had to poke her with a coat hanger to get her to come out! Then I had to wrap her in a blanket to keep her from scratching me. But it worked. I hauled her downstairs and threw her out into the back yard!" The cabdriver hit a parked car...

2007-11-14 06:48:45 · 22 answers · asked by Anonymous

Little Teddy’s doing very poorly in math, so his parents enroll him in Catholic school. The first day home from St. Michael’s, he walks straight to his room to do his math homework. After dinner Teddy marches back upstairs and starts calculating again.

His mother visits his room and says, “You’re working awfully hard!”

“Well,” Teddy replies, “today when I saw that guy nailed to the plus sign, I knew they weren’t fooling around.”

2007-11-14 06:45:28 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous