2007-11-14 12:00:06 · 17 answers · asked by Telma G 2 in Society & Culture ➔ Cultures & Groups ➔ Senior Citizens
My youngest daughter's wedding, my one grandson was 8 years old. The best-man, who was the bridegroom's brother, was sitting next to me, and was very nervous about having to make a speech. He ordered a double vodka and coke, and left it there full.
When he went up to say his speech, my grand son came and sat next to me, and thinking it was just coco cola, drank it down. (I did not know that it had a double or more vodka in) I also did not see him drink it.
He later started asking all the ladies to dance. Then as the evening went by he ended up with the cook's hat on, and dancing by himself with one of the bides-maid"s bouquet.
I mentioned to the best-man that he was behaving very strangely, and that is when we realised, that he )grandson) had taken the drink. Best-man was very confused after his speech to find his glass empty!
2007-11-14 19:43:43 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
One Connor age 4 was pulling his sisters hair. After many minutes his Mom said if I have to pull over and stop this car I will tear your tail up...innocently he said "but Mom I don't have tail".
Attending church in Atlanta GA my uncle introduced the small children to Jimmy Carter. After some conversation and hand shaking Uncle Henry ask the girls do you know who we were talking with..well sure they both answered...George Washington...at least theey knew he had been a president.
2007-11-14 20:23:10 · answer #2 · answered by Southern Comfort 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
My Grandson Andrew who is 4, he cvhewas over one Saturday afternoon and saw the brand new bag of little chocolate donuts GrandMa had bought for GrandPa's lunchbox. Being the polite boy he is, he asked me if he could have one. I told him to take 2 beacuse they were samll. And he did.
About 5 minutes later he came in the kitchen and asked,
"Grandpa?"
"What's on your mind?"
"My mind tells me I need 2 more donuts."
How can you argue with that? He got 2 more.
2007-11-15 18:42:25 · answer #3 · answered by GRUMPY 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Went upstairs to the bathroom and poured a whole bottle of bubble bath into the toilet and flushed it. The first I knew about it was when the bubbles came a creeping down the stairs and I heard her giggling in the hall.
2007-11-14 20:05:19 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
My grandson had his first taste of peeps this past easter. He put it on his tongue and did a full body shiver several times before he took a bite and spit it out. Did not like the texture of the sugar on the outside. Decided he hated them until his older brother wanted them and then he decided they were good enough to eat.
2007-11-14 20:03:34 · answer #5 · answered by Aloha_Ann 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
My 4 year old grand daughter went on a visit to church from school -the children had a look around. after the prest asked when you say prayers who do you say them to, she answered her teachers name.
2007-11-14 22:05:32 · answer #6 · answered by Diamond 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Just the other day one of them (Tasha) asked who the little girls in a picture were. I told her is was me and my sister. Tasha asked about my sister who, who passed away 3 years ago. After trying various ways to explain how she died (she was a bad acoholic) I finally said, "she drank too much alcohol, fell and hit her head and now she lives in Heaven"
Tasha told her mom that "Nana's sister drank alot of beer and she now lives with Kevin"
Close enough :)
2007-11-14 20:05:30 · answer #7 · answered by LORI P 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
My one granddaughter loves cappuccino. One day I was drinking some and she asked to taste it. She told her daddy to get her some cupatuna, that it was really good. We had to practice saying it for a few weeks before she could say cappuccino right.
2007-11-15 02:51:41 · answer #8 · answered by Fruit Cake Lady 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
As you might surmise from my picture, I am mostly bald.
My wife would trim my remaining hair ('cutting' would be much to generous to call it).
She had just finished trimming me up and asked my grandson if he wanted her to cut his hair, too.
He looked in horror at her and said "No!"
She kept after him and finally he told her "No, I don't want to look like grandpaw."
It must be a time joke, cause it sure was funny then.
2007-11-15 11:34:47 · answer #9 · answered by deepndswamps 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
My father died this past January and one day I was driving past the cemetery with my 4 year old granddaughter and I said that that was where grandpa Ed was buried. She said "Is that heaven?" and I said "No that's just where his body is buried" She innocently replied "Well then, where did they put his head?
2007-11-14 21:23:32 · answer #10 · answered by ? 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋