Senior Citizens

ever wondered about, but never found time to do really in-depth research?

2007-11-15 05:18:23 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous

you have? For instance I think having a pair of mated Siberian tigers would be great.
Of course some of you; you know who you are; would probably enjoy a couple of Komodo Dragons?

2007-11-15 05:16:20 · 38 answers · asked by Anonymous

I received a letter in the mail from "International Lotto Commission" informing me I had been chosen to win 615,810,00 amount of money. The attached page asked me to fill out information to receive this money to my bank or to receive by check. If you don't give bank information, you are to submit copy of your driver's license, etc. by email or fax. No return address. Please be warned about this.

There is also another site that on here called "myhomerewards" that will bill your credit card without your knowledge.

Have you received any of these things or had something like this happen to you? If so, please report it immediately.

We all need to look out for each other. So, the question is, Do you receive or have you received something like this in the mail? If so, beware, please.

2007-11-15 05:04:11 · 19 answers · asked by makeitright 6

On top of spaghetti all covered with cheese.
I lost my poor meatball when somebody sneezed.

It rolled off the table, it rolled on the floor,
And then my poor meatball rolled out of the door.

It rolled in the garden and under a bush,
And then my poor meatball was nothing but mush.

The mush was as tasty as tasty could be,
And early next summer it grew to a tree.

The tree was all covered with beautiful moss.
It grew great big meatballs and tomato sauce.

So if you eat spaghetti all covered with cheese,
Hold on to your meatball and don't ever sneeze.

2007-11-15 05:01:04 · 15 answers · asked by dragon 5

Did you have fun

2007-11-15 04:42:34 · 6 answers · asked by Livelife 5

From our military days.

2007-11-15 04:18:08 · 12 answers · asked by dragon 5

Great Green Gobs........
Another of lady G's favorites.

2007-11-15 04:17:05 · 19 answers · asked by dragon 5

I am in a class of about 35 students, who still have their clicks and complain alot. About eight or nine of us actually show up to do anything that has to do with our class, i need help thinking of a song that would be good for a class that dosent really get along but who has always been there.

2007-11-15 03:29:33 · 14 answers · asked by ♥ Shannon ♥ 3

Some Senior personal ads in a Florida newspaper.


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FOXY LADY:
Sexy, fashion-conscious blue-haired beauty, 80's, slim, 5'4" (used to be 5'6"), searching for sharp-looking, sharp-dressing companion. Matching white shoes and belt a plus.
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LONG-TERM COMMITMENT:
Recent widow who has just buried fourth husband, and am looking for someone to round out a six-unit plot.
Dizziness, fainting, shortness of breath not a problem.
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SERENITY NOW:
I am into solitude, long walks, sunrises, the ocean, yoga and meditation. If you are the silent type, let's get together, take our hearing aids out and enjoy quiet times.
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WINNING SMILE:
Active grandmother with original teeth seeking a dedicated flosser to share rare steaks, corn on the cob and caramel candy.
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BEATLES OR STONES?
I still like to rock, still like to cruise in my Camaro on Saturday nights and still like to play the guitar.
If you were a groovy chick, or are now a groovy hen, let's get together and listen to my eight-track tapes.

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MEMORIES:
I can usually remember Monday through Thursday.
If you can remember Friday, Saturday and Sunday, let's put our two heads together.

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MINT CONDITION:
Male, 1932, high mileage, good condition, some hair, many new parts including hip, knee, cornea, valves.
Isn't in running condition, but walks well.

2007-11-15 03:25:14 · 14 answers · asked by sage seeker 7

Do you prefer to just have a pizza delivered, get the freshly made kind that you bake at home, use frozen pizzas, make them from scratch, or ignore them all together?

We prefer the kind you have made fresh, then take home and bake. We'd really like to put it directly on our pizza stone, but you can't get the darn thing off the paper tray it comes on.

2007-11-15 02:51:41 · 43 answers · asked by Lady G 6

The one that stuck in your head for days?

2007-11-15 02:42:59 · 16 answers · asked by dragon 5

Or tell your feelings to? It can be someone in Yahoo! Answers or that special man you secretly admire.

FYI Sadie Hawkins day is the day that women are the agressive ones!

2007-11-15 02:25:46 · 28 answers · asked by Granny 6

What do you do with your time if you are retired and what do you do for fun?

2007-11-15 02:09:50 · 34 answers · asked by Rubyee2 1

Be fair and somewhat truthful some lies ok

2007-11-15 02:01:00 · 27 answers · asked by gggggg 6

to tell her I'm not doing anything you are not or have not engaged in? Or is it best to let the old biddy do her own thing?

2007-11-15 01:12:52 · 25 answers · asked by Southern Comfort 6

Were they only shown in movie theaters during intermission?

2007-11-15 01:12:13 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous

to say Ho Ho Ho anymore? He has to say HA HA HA in order not to offend. What in the world is going on here?

2007-11-15 00:17:52 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous

There's a man who looks very sick and disable and comes to my door barely whispers for food and i always give him food no problem but he lives here in apts. I have suspicious someone is abusing him a caretaker or i don't know? very nice sad old man. Hurts my heart!

2007-11-14 17:58:05 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous

song from the mama and papas and CCR? I love monday, monday and Down on the corner.

2007-11-14 16:50:04 · 27 answers · asked by carriec 7

After a five minutes or so there is a clap of thunder and he is dashed to the ground,realising its God he crys I am sorry Lord what can I do?
The Lord replys "REPAINT AND DONT THIN"

2007-11-14 15:48:53 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous

Whats the reason for going

2007-11-14 14:35:37 · 19 answers · asked by gggggg 6

2007-11-14 14:35:04 · 42 answers · asked by hall0weenvalentine 2

Have you thought about writing a few stories about yourself to leave for the generations to come so that when they see your picture in a family album you will be much more than just an old photograph? Are you leaving a written legacy that will allow your loved ones to know and understand the real "you"?

2007-11-14 13:16:59 · 21 answers · asked by Bethany 6

her/them?

I like Please Help Me I'M Falling by Hank Locklin and my all time favorite retirement song by Johnny Paycheck, Take This Job And Shove It.

Nite

2007-11-14 12:50:17 · 24 answers · asked by Anonymous

I did a young man in his real early twentys, shoved my shopping cart across the parking lot and told me move a little faster. happen today.

2007-11-14 12:47:14 · 15 answers · asked by gggggg 6

Start old, and get younger? Get the hard part over to start with

2007-11-14 12:45:17 · 11 answers · asked by RoHo 7

reflection of your parents? This saying would always stop me in my tracks when I was about to do something because I did not want to bring shame on my parents.

2007-11-14 12:43:46 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous

Mine are the freedom to go through any door in any public or gov't building without ID, being able to go to church with the doors always open, being able to open a package of anything easily with no tamper-resistant packaging, being able to just get on a plane when it arrived with no hassles, being able to leave K-Mart without having my receipt checked on the way out, not having to give my name, rank, serial #, and SS# to do business, to name a few.

2007-11-14 12:34:52 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous

It seems our generation (boomers) stayed innocent longer because we had limited information at our disposal. Nothing like today with Internet, and 24-hour news TV and radio news etc. Everything is going so fast. Many adult topics today were never discussed when we were kids

2007-11-14 12:20:15 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous

Tatting is so much fun, you can take a hand shuttle full of thread with you to your doctors office and get quite a lot done.
I am asking the men too, because men sometimes like to have something to do. My Grandfather, was 6'4" and he could embroider beautifully. This is almost a lost art.

2007-11-14 12:19:07 · 11 answers · asked by Anne2 7