Some Senior personal ads in a Florida newspaper.
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FOXY LADY:
Sexy, fashion-conscious blue-haired beauty, 80's, slim, 5'4" (used to be 5'6"), searching for sharp-looking, sharp-dressing companion. Matching white shoes and belt a plus.
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LONG-TERM COMMITMENT:
Recent widow who has just buried fourth husband, and am looking for someone to round out a six-unit plot.
Dizziness, fainting, shortness of breath not a problem.
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SERENITY NOW:
I am into solitude, long walks, sunrises, the ocean, yoga and meditation. If you are the silent type, let's get together, take our hearing aids out and enjoy quiet times.
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WINNING SMILE:
Active grandmother with original teeth seeking a dedicated flosser to share rare steaks, corn on the cob and caramel candy.
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BEATLES OR STONES?
I still like to rock, still like to cruise in my Camaro on Saturday nights and still like to play the guitar.
If you were a groovy chick, or are now a groovy hen, let's get together and listen to my eight-track tapes.
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MEMORIES:
I can usually remember Monday through Thursday.
If you can remember Friday, Saturday and Sunday, let's put our two heads together.
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MINT CONDITION:
Male, 1932, high mileage, good condition, some hair, many new parts including hip, knee, cornea, valves.
Isn't in running condition, but walks well.
2007-11-15 03:25:14 · 14 answers · asked by sage seeker 7 in Society & Culture ➔ Cultures & Groups ➔ Senior Citizens
That was very good. My favorites 5'4, used to be 5'6 and I can remember Mon - Thurs.
Thanks for a good morning laugh.
2007-11-15 04:00:00 · answer #1 · answered by Wickwire 5 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Those were so funny, had to read them to hubby. LOL
Loved the last one and the 8 track tapes bring back a lot of memories.
2007-11-15 04:04:52 · answer #2 · answered by luvspbr2 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
I liked the one about the 8 track tapes. I still have some of those. LOL
2007-11-15 03:41:54 · answer #3 · answered by Harley Lady 7 · 4⤊ 0⤋
LOL..I love this..especially like the 6 unit plot..
2007-11-15 04:44:42 · answer #4 · answered by ncgirl 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
For a minute I thought I was reading my local newspaper "Here and There" column ((chuckle))
((is there a decrepid old dragon in our midst ? -- there seems to be an air of rotten peanut flatulence)))
2007-11-15 05:02:46 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
I am a groovy hen . That is so funny. Wish I could be that creative .
2007-11-15 07:36:51 · answer #6 · answered by Aloha_Ann 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I liked this so much I emailed it to some friends. I especially liked the last one.
2007-11-15 03:48:32 · answer #7 · answered by curious connie 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
I love them!
If this is an on-line newspaper, would you care to publish the link...I'd love to read more.
2007-11-15 04:12:31 · answer #8 · answered by Susie Q 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Sage, they are great but the folks here put them to shame big time.
Found a peanut, found a peanut.....
2007-11-15 03:29:57 · answer #9 · answered by dragon 5 · 5⤊ 0⤋
Hilarious and probably fairly true.
2007-11-15 05:20:44 · answer #10 · answered by Southern Comfort 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋