A couple was dressed and ready to go out for the evening. They turned on a night light, turned the answering machine on the phone line, covered their pet parakeet and put the cat in the backyard. They phoned the local cab company and requested a taxi. The taxi arrived and the couple opened the front door to leave their house. The cat they had put out into the yard scoots back into the house. They don't want the cat shut in the house because "she" always tries to eat the bird. The wife goes out to the taxi while the husband goes inside to get the cat. The cat runs upstairs, the man in hot pursuit. The wife doesn't want the driver to know the house will be empty. She explains to the taxi driver that her husband will be out soon. "He's just going upstairs to say goodbye to my mother." A few minutes later, the husband gets into the cab.. "Sorry I took so long," he says, as they drive away. "She was hiding under the bed. Had to poke her with a coat hanger to get her to come out! Then I had to wrap her in a blanket to keep her from scratching me. But it worked. I hauled her downstairs and threw her out into the back yard!" The cabdriver hit a parked car...
2007-11-14 06:48:45 · 22 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Cultures & Groups ➔ Senior Citizens
too too funneeee thank you so much
2007-11-14 06:59:49 · answer #1 · answered by Aloha_Ann 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
LOL Loved that one, having 6 cats I know how tricky the rascals can be. Poor cabdriver.
2007-11-14 15:48:14 · answer #2 · answered by luvspbr2 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
My first real laugh of the day, and thank you for it.
I love these kind of jokes, they kind of creep up on you. The punchline is great!
2007-11-14 15:23:58 · answer #3 · answered by Cranky 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
I have a mother-in-law like that --- can't keep her out of the house.
2007-11-14 17:21:07 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Wouldn't you have loved to see the look on his face! Chuckles!!!
2007-11-14 15:04:42 · answer #5 · answered by noonecanne 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Very funny I needed that.
2007-11-14 15:08:40 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Hee hee hee. Pretty funny.
2007-11-14 15:09:22 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
oh I just got it!! ha ha, had to read it 3 times :) !!
2007-11-14 14:59:49 · answer #8 · answered by planty 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
this was very funny. keep on rolling!
2007-11-14 19:17:13 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
I heard this one many years ago - - - so thanks for reminding me about it - - - I just enjoyed another Big Laugh!
Thanx.
2007-11-14 17:55:18 · answer #10 · answered by CJ 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋