I went to my son's friends football game today and took my baby. She got thirsty in the middle of the game so I got a bottle for her. Well, the Boob Militia's 14th Battalion was out deep. A lady with a pretty young baby was behind me. My husband tapped me on the shoulder and asked me in my ear "do you know that lady? She's looking dead at you kinda funny." I turned and saw her, and figured she was part of the militia because of the large receiving blanket draped across her chest. So, I just played it off and smiled at her, and then I tapped my husband back and said, "Hey, baby. Is this the bottle with the crack in it? Or is this the formula spiked with moonshine? You know how Missy loves her white lightning after her morning nap."
I think the dumb broad beleived me, cause she found another spot. Well, at least my kid wasn't getting a 10,000 calorie sugar jolt and caffeine from a 24 ounce Mountain dew.
2006-09-23
08:22:42
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Goddess of Nuts PBUH
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